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Horror DJ pictures/videos !
Posted on: 15.11.2011 by Makkins Clifton
Warning: This thread is only for DJs with steady nerves and propensity for self-flagellation

Post pictures (and eventually videos if you're out of ideas*) of situations every DJ is afraid of or which just hurt when watching them.

I start:

This photo was taken at the Future music Festival in Melbourne Australia






* Save the others time and don't post videos of CDJs failing on Tiesto. Everyone has seen them (and mischievously grinned) by now.
Makkins Clifton
07.02.2012		It's time for some necro-bumping.

Azucena Minks
23.11.2011		in that first pic of the thread the gear is still working. Ive been told that the gear didn't fail until the end of their set lol
Basil Forshee
23.11.2011		Then you sure don't know New Kids... Everything they say is just dialect and decay (don't know how to say 'Verbastering' in English).

They just speak Dutch but with major influences from the German language.

Edit: After hearing it again, well it just bad German or heavily decayed Dutch. I'm Dutch and I can understand him, but German and Dutch are not so different!
Matt Kane
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by JDFS
Dude... want people from the Netherlands to get mad at you? It's DUTCH!!! But your translation is correct.
he actually says: "du bleibst verdammt nochmal von meinem bier weg, du fickschnitzel!"
this sentence defo got nothing to do with the dutch language this is indeed german language
in dutch he should be saying something like: "damn it! vinger uit de buurt van mijn bier, je fickschnitzel!"
Basil Forshee
23.11.2011		Dude... want people from the Netherlands to get mad at you? It's DUTCH!!! But your translation is correct.
Lilliana Perris
23.11.2011		Fuck Schnitzel....

LOOOOOOOOOL
Makkins Clifton
23.11.2011
Cant stop laughing anyone know the translation after he smacks her???
It's German, something like:
Goddamn stay away from my beer you fuck-schnitzel (cutlet)!
Ressie Bensel
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by sarasin
Sorry to poke fun at ya....I know English is not your first language.

This REMINDS me of this Japanese guy who used to tell us, " I will remember not to forget you!"

Haha well, was not my best day :-D
Tommie Siefkes
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by m.a.d.
this remembered me this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPABtllvAk

Cant stop laughing anyone know the translation after he smacks her???

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard
Name one.

Anything on R&S but you can find influences in everything...cept daywalkers
Lilliana Perris
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by Garygary1
S***, you weren't kidding when you said epic great work
AHH YEAH!

Cheers! Was wondering if anyone was gonna listen.

Thanks mate. Was one of my first recorded mixes to be given out at parties etc.

It was an exciting time for Psytrance and Cape Town. We were really coming into our own in the production side of things and this just worked!

Chas Giraldez
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by sarasin
aaannnd....here it is.

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S***, you weren't kidding when you said epic great work

22.11.2011
Originally Posted by JDFS
(many techno songs that we consider to be classics are influenced by hardcore).
Name one.

Lilliana Perris
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by m.a.d.
this remembered me this
Sorry to poke fun at ya....I know English is not your first language.

This REMINDS me of this Japanese guy who used to tell us, " I will remember not to forget you!"

Ressie Bensel
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by DennisHuiberts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXG83wOeMs
this remembered me this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPABtllvAk
Lilliana Perris
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by HedgeHog
I rather don't want to go into the details
HAHAHAH, pleading the 5th!

"On the grounds that I may incriminate myself"

Makkins Clifton
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by sarasin
You a bit of a nut aren't you?



Must Break....Lenovo...*Smash Smash!*
I rather don't want to go into the details
Lilliana Perris
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by HedgeHog
I believe it survived. I've beaten up my Lenovo with a hammer and couldn't break it.
You a bit of a nut aren't you?



Must Break....Lenovo...*Smash Smash!*

But yeah, I agree!

Dropped my Macbook Alu....from 2m onto brick paving and it was ok.
Makkins Clifton
22.11.2011		I believe it survived. I've beaten up my Lenovo with a hammer and couldn't break it.
Lyndsey Stiff
22.11.2011		^^^ AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA He ate SHIT loll. I don't believe I've laughed that hard in a while. good find!
Joselyn Supina
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by Itchy Gash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICyGgsjkAOQ Since most of us use em
Who runs with a laptop over their head? I mean, c'mon...he kind of had it coming.
Nella Libin
21.11.2011		Weather that was Biggie or not, id i'd have turned down that Mike fader if id have been on the decks...
Tommie Siefkes
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by Alex Wild
I didnt believe ANYONE else actually liked Shitmatt. I love his tune with the Archers sample, is it called 'proper agricultural hardcore'?
From full english volume 5 http://www.toolboxrecords.com/en/pro...kcore/ziq-105/

Its an acquired taste cause some of the shit is really shit but when ya find a good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICyGgsjkAOQ Since most of us use em
Kesha Orde
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by Itchy Gash
+10000

I miss chipmunk samples fast breakbeats with a distorted 909...have to delve deep to find any today which is probably a good thing SHITMATT FTW
I didnt believe ANYONE else actually liked Shitmatt. I love his tune with the Archers sample, is it called 'proper agricultural hardcore'?
Faustino Stringfellow
20.11.2011		+1 on the music (being the worst sound ever) ....

hahahahaha on the mixer
Tommie Siefkes
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by JDFS
Damn, no man! I loved this music - hardcore - when I was a little kid (born in 1991). Especially if you notice how this music influenced the techno scene (many techno songs that we consider to be classics are influenced by hardcore).

P.S. Speedy J, one of today's techno pioneer's roots lays within this music! In fact, techno from the 90's is just slowed down hardcore or hardcore is just fast techno !
+10000

I miss chipmunk samples fast breakbeats with a distorted 909...have to delve deep to find any today which is probably a good thing SHITMATT FTW
Basil Forshee
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
That is truly some of the worst music i have ever heard hahahah (sorry)
Damn, no man! I loved this music - hardcore - when I was a little kid (born in 1991). Especially if you notice how this music influenced the techno scene (many techno songs that we consider to be classics are influenced by hardcore).

P.S. Speedy J, one of today's techno pioneer's roots lays within this music! In fact, techno from the 90's is just slowed down hardcore or hardcore is just fast techno !
Kristofer Krauel
20.11.2011		^^^^^ agreed^^^^^^
nayit ruiz jaramillo
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by DennisHuiberts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXG83wOeMs
That is truly some of the worst music i have ever heard hahahah (sorry)
Hipolito Scionti
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by sebastiannz
gutted for that dj. that fat rapper needs to shut the f*** up though - what a c***
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Luella Mckenrick
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by Alex Wild
Errr, that's Biggie... *Facepalm*
+1
Kesha Orde
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by sebastiannz
gutted for that dj. that fat rapper needs to shut the f*** up though - what a c***
Errr, that's Biggie... *Facepalm*
Peggy Gabrielson
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by crumarbit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhcpkRqz1zw
if i was at the party where that black eyed peas piece of sh*** song died half way through like that - i would be cheering too

i HAAATE that song!!!
Peggy Gabrielson
20.11.2011
Originally Posted by Wala
Not sure if off topic, but this makes me feel really bad for the DJ haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt84GzpMIA0
gutted for that dj. that fat rapper needs to shut the f*** up though - what a c***
Delila Vandommelen
18.11.2011		Only horror stories here :
*A friend playing a gig at a club noticed his shit had gone missing not too long before his timeslot. That's an Audio8 + X1 + cables + TC's gone (laptop was somewhere else).

*School party, friends playing electroclashy stuff (this was around 2002), then EPIC SCREECHING SOUNDS, everybody went nuts believeing it was some kind of live "Rolling and scratching" kinda thing. Not so much after ten minutes of the same thing, when it turned out someone had knocked a beer into the (rental) amp.

Celebrity fail :
*a knackered SL1200 RCA forced Steve Bug into messing about with the setup for 20 minutes trying to get calibration while spinning a kickass set. In the end he just used one deck + internal like a boss (X1 controlled). The next guy started with full internal while the tech guys brought up a spare SL1200.
*Crosstown Rebels "Rebel Rave" party in a circus-like venue on a rainy evening . Some droplets coming through the so-called roof could be felt here and there on the dancefloor, but nothing serious. At 5 am, somehow the music went KZZZZT. Lazarus just hid under the table while the techs worked their asses off trying to figure out what it was. Somehow the main power bar right next to the CDJs and mixer had gone bust. They replaced it and pulled a tarp over the cabling.
DJ MENSAH
18.11.2011		I was lucky enough to miss the weather-havoc (on a open air party) just by a matter of 2-3 minutes. There was thick rain/ice and wind blowing ceramic roof-top covers to the ground. Had my laptop, presonus firebox and my mixer on the table. That was a close call.
Makkins Clifton
18.11.2011		quadruple-post FTW?

I'll give it a listen at work.

This was in 2005....on CDJ's...and a 2 channel mixer. So basic stuff.
At least 80% is choosing the right tunes. Most other stuff can be forgiven.
Lilliana Perris
18.11.2011
Originally Posted by crumarbit
Will be great to hear What sort of stuff is it?
Its Fullon Psytrance.

Starts off epic and keeps working it!

This was in 2005....on CDJ's...and a 2 channel mixer. So basic stuff.
Lilliana Perris
18.11.2011
Originally Posted by sarasin
Found it....will upload tomorrow.

aaannnd....here it is.

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Abram Chapo
18.11.2011
Originally Posted by sarasin
Found it....will upload tomorrow.

Will be great to hear What sort of stuff is it?
Lilliana Perris
17.11.2011		Found it....will upload tomorrow.


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