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Horror DJ pictures/videos !
Posted on: 15.11.2011 by Makkins Clifton
Warning: This thread is only for DJs with steady nerves and propensity for self-flagellation

Post pictures (and eventually videos if you're out of ideas*) of situations every DJ is afraid of or which just hurt when watching them.

I start:

This photo was taken at the Future music Festival in Melbourne Australia






* Save the others time and don't post videos of CDJs failing on Tiesto. Everyone has seen them (and mischievously grinned) by now.
Basil Forshee
23.03.2013
Originally Posted by sarasin
For a top DJ, his tunes sure suck!

Seriously, I would not have played anything like that......even 15 years ago.

Damn....it just sound so damn boring!
Can't believe what I'm reading here! Villalobos' music isn't exactly suited for the dancefloors, but he can make really good music. Just listen at the sounds and his techniques...



Note: This was produced like 15 (!) years ago. The good ol' Basic Channel time that I missed due being too young...

This song is one of my favourites from him. Just listen to the sound design and all the weird stuff that's happening on the background. He even drops a bass when the song is almost over, it's just so good... A class apart from most of the techno/tech house producers.

Too bad he sometimes plays that generic tech house that Richie Hawtin's playing too for quite some time. If you hear all the tracks that Hawtin produced... Goosebumps
Lilliana Perris
22.03.2013
Originally Posted by KS2
That's one of the top DJ's in the world?
For a top DJ, his tunes sure suck!

Seriously, I would not have played anything like that......even 15 years ago.

Damn....it just sound so damn boring!
Debera Renkes
20.03.2013
Originally Posted by johney
didn't you clean it up lol?
I mean I did...but the beer smell just stuck with it.
Nikole Resende
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Sublim&All
while the other grabbed the computer, ran upstairs and stuffed it in the refridgerator, just to cool it down ASAP
You're really lucky you didn't kill your laptop that way...

Considering your experience from your last party...

Last time I played in that same basement with my own NS7, it was so damn hot that moisture drops were hanging on the ceiling.
... you see high temperature (indoors) almost allways also means high air humidity. Taking the laptop from that moist environment and stuffing it in the refridgerator usually leads to that humidity condensing inside your laptop.
Denyse Waterland
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Quenepas
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
he's a hero
Latina Samon
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Quenepas
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
That's one of the top DJ's in the world?
Roseanna Signorini
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by sebastiannz
gutted for that dj. that fat rapper needs to shut the f*** up though - what a c***
UHHHH that fat rapper is the best rapper ever....the Notorious B.I.G.
Matthew Yanagisawa
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by JDFS
Villalobos? He seems wasted all the time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUrMS7gqMg

Also notice the dude at 0:56 and Villalobos' skills at 1:50
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
Francie Vodden
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by tekki
The original would say:"Gij blijft GODVERDOMME met je poten van mijn bier af, vuile KUTHOER!"
Rough/literal translation:"Thou(sorry it's a dutch dialect) shall GODDAMMIT keep your paws from beer, dirty CUNTWHORE!"

Here's the original episode.
Spoken like a true gentleman... LOL
Ahmad Kaumeyer
23.03.2013
DJing a club for the first time, it was a quiet evening , and my mate came with me and wanted to bring a drink in with him because we were arriving early for me to set up (and repair the sound system in there with duct tape!). So he poured jager bomb into a bottle and chucked it in my bag. Arrived at the club, took my bag out the car and noticed the bottom was damp!

The bottle had leaked all over my MacBook Pro, interface, charger and cables! Luckily I don't have a controller at the moment or it would have been destroyed. My charger still smells of jager occasionally. The laptop has had beer thrown on it now as well so its got a mixture. Luckily it was all fine after I wiped it all down with a damp piece of toilet paper! First gig trauma - definitely...
Basil Forshee
23.03.2013
Originally Posted by sarasin
For a top DJ, his tunes sure suck!

Seriously, I would not have played anything like that......even 15 years ago.

Damn....it just sound so damn boring!
Can't believe what I'm reading here! Villalobos' music isn't exactly suited for the dancefloors, but he can make really good music. Just listen at the sounds and his techniques...



Note: This was produced like 15 (!) years ago. The good ol' Basic Channel time that I missed due being too young...

This song is one of my favourites from him. Just listen to the sound design and all the weird stuff that's happening on the background. He even drops a bass when the song is almost over, it's just so good... A class apart from most of the techno/tech house producers.

Too bad he sometimes plays that generic tech house that Richie Hawtin's playing too for quite some time. If you hear all the tracks that Hawtin produced... Goosebumps
Hank Guidas
22.03.2013
Just bought one of his latest vinyls, "happy and dependent 4". Was a random buy at a vinyl store. His tunes are a bit boring. 12 minutes with minimal. Look up "Two boys Set Off". He's always super wasted or on something, but he's a legend nontheless
Lilliana Perris
22.03.2013
Originally Posted by KS2
That's one of the top DJ's in the world?
For a top DJ, his tunes sure suck!

Seriously, I would not have played anything like that......even 15 years ago.

Damn....it just sound so damn boring!
Augustine Mitzen
20.03.2013
ah right, sorry for the lol then. old beer smell is the worst
Debera Renkes
20.03.2013
Originally Posted by johney
didn't you clean it up lol?
I mean I did...but the beer smell just stuck with it.
Augustine Mitzen
19.03.2013
didn't you clean it up lol?
Debera Renkes
19.03.2013
This actually happened to me:

I was DJing a frat party at my school and I'm usually just set up behind the bar. This guy and his idiot friends decided to shot gun a beer a a couple feet infront of the bar. I didn't notice it until he sprayed it all over my laptop cause he stabbed it in the wrong place while holding it wrong when the beer was shaken up.

Luckily my laptop was still in working order and I was able to finish the party. That stale smell of beer on my gear though the evening after a gig .... so nasty.
Makkins Clifton
19.03.2013
...and it goes on:

Nikole Resende
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Sublim&All
while the other grabbed the computer, ran upstairs and stuffed it in the refridgerator, just to cool it down ASAP
You're really lucky you didn't kill your laptop that way...

Considering your experience from your last party...

Last time I played in that same basement with my own NS7, it was so damn hot that moisture drops were hanging on the ceiling.
... you see high temperature (indoors) almost allways also means high air humidity. Taking the laptop from that moist environment and stuffing it in the refridgerator usually leads to that humidity condensing inside your laptop.
Denyse Waterland
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Quenepas
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
he's a hero
Latina Samon
08.02.2012
Originally Posted by Quenepas
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
That's one of the top DJ's in the world?
Roseanna Signorini
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by sebastiannz
gutted for that dj. that fat rapper needs to shut the f*** up though - what a c***
UHHHH that fat rapper is the best rapper ever....the Notorious B.I.G.
Matthew Yanagisawa
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by JDFS
Villalobos? He seems wasted all the time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUrMS7gqMg

Also notice the dude at 0:56 and Villalobos' skills at 1:50
Damn that guy look douchy... Also whats with the toilet paper around his neck?!
DJ MENSAH
07.02.2012
I remember DJs talking about heavy sweating during the summer. Then some of it drips into the line faders and lets trough the off channel.
Viviana Tarno
07.02.2012
Last year, we were DJing at my student association during the annual introduction days for new firstyear students. Due to the huge amount of people inside our basement during a mid summer day, it was so hot that our computer running Traktor overheated while playing. One started playing CDs on an antique Denon dn d4000 with more broken than working buttons, while the other grabbed the computer, ran upstairs and stuffed it in the refridgerator, just to cool it down ASAP

Last time I played in that same basement with my own NS7, it was so damn hot that moisture drops were hanging on the ceiling. One of them managed to drop on the strip search of the at that time playing deck, which immediately started jumping around the track as a madman, making people on the floor to cover their ears and run away. Actually had to send it back for repairs afterwards. Good god
Francie Vodden
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by tekki
The original would say:"Gij blijft GODVERDOMME met je poten van mijn bier af, vuile KUTHOER!"
Rough/literal translation:"Thou(sorry it's a dutch dialect) shall GODDAMMIT keep your paws from beer, dirty CUNTWHORE!"

Here's the original episode.
Spoken like a true gentleman... LOL
Random X
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by Itchy Gash
Cant stop laughing anyone know the translation after he smacks her???



Anything on R&S but you can find influences in everything...cept daywalkers
The original would say:"Gij blijft GODVERDOMME met je poten van mijn bier af, vuile KUTHOER!"
Rough/literal translation:"Thou(sorry it's a dutch dialect) shall GODDAMMIT keep your paws from beer, dirty CUNTWHORE!"

Here's the original episode.
Erich Vallabhaneni
07.02.2012
^^ that dude looks mega wasted in that pic, and the video he looks like hes in the zone as well. lol
Basil Forshee
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by tekki
Only because Steve Rachmad was behind him?
Sterac!!! A lot of heroes backstage there..
Random X
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by HedgeHog
Seems like a hot mix
Lightning, or fire... either way, one creepy though of that happening to your gear.
Random X
07.02.2012
Only because Steve Rachmad was behind him?
Latina Samon
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by JDFS
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Also notice the dude at 0:56
Left hanging majorly!

Sven Vath is similar to Villalobos in this regard!
Basil Forshee
07.02.2012
Villalobos? He seems wasted all the time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUrMS7gqMg

Also notice the dude at 0:56 and Villalobos' skills at 1:50
Latina Samon
07.02.2012
Does this count?

Makkins Clifton
07.02.2012
Originally Posted by Otacon
damnnn i dunno what id do if that happend to my gear......damnnnn
Erich Vallabhaneni
07.02.2012
damnnn i dunno what id do if that happend to my gear......damnnnn
Emely Metz
07.02.2012
^ LOL the irony
Makkins Clifton
07.02.2012
Seems like a hot mix
Emely Metz
07.02.2012
wtf is happening to that cdj? all burned out :P
Celestine Porebski
07.02.2012
Haha, I just saw this one on FB as well. Creepy stuff....

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