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The official 'JOKE' thread Posted on: 13.01.2012 by Deeann Cheron Note: Please keep in mind this is an all ages community
and believe twice about what you post. Try and keep it PG, & no Racism | |
| Ninfa Larranaga 14.01.2012 | A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 10 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day". His wife said, beginning to cry, "Yes! I remember that jewelry store". He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it." |
| Yong Aptekar 14.01.2012 | A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, this little tiny lizard comes up to him and asks "what are you doing?" The monkey explains that he had a hard day and is unwinding and invites the tiny little lizard to join him. They get lit, and the little lizard points out that he's gotten very thirsty, and needs a drink. The monkey points to a river in the distance, and sends the little lizard on his way. When the tiny little lizard gets to the water and starts drinking, a huge crocodile swims up and demands to know what the little lizard is doing. The lizard explains that he was smoking with a monkey, and needed some water. The crocodile doesn't believe the little lizard, and heads off into the forest to take a look. When he gets to the bottom of the tree the monkey is in, he yells up to him "what are you doing up there monkey?" The monkey looks down and sees the huge crocodile and says "shit dude, how much water did you drink???" |
| Deeann Cheron 13.01.2012 | @sarasin, lololololololololol You win, close thread |
| Kristofer Krauel 14.01.2012 | A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both drink like there is no tomorrow. eventually the giraffe passes out pissed so the man puts on his coat and goes to walk out. The bar owner shouts "hey, you can't leave that lyin' there". The man replies "its no a lion its a giraffe!" |
| Verlene Geevarghese 14.01.2012 | A ham sandwich walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we don't serve food here." |
| Matt Kane 13.01.2012 | A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Be on the lookout for hardened criminals. |
| Lilliana Perris 13.01.2012 | My wife just came in and said, "I don |
| Eloisa Biehle 13.01.2012 | A horse walks into a bar, The bartender looks at the horse and says "why the long....... penis" |
| Latoria Kavulich 13.01.2012 | Three Aussie blokes are driving home from a hard day working at the kangaroo husbandry instutute when they come across a sheep stuck in a fence. The first bloke has a good look and says to the others "Gee mate, i wish that was Miranda Kerr .." To which the second bloke replies "Hmm, I wish that was Lara Bingle ay mates .." The third bloke looks at the other two, believes for a bit and replies " I wish it was dark." |
| Deeann Cheron 13.01.2012 | As im a Kiwi, im going to start us of with a sheep joke before you all flog us An Australian was walking along a country road in New Zealand when he saw a farmer going at it with a sheep. The Aussie yelled, "You know, mate, back home, we shear those!" The New Zealander looked around frantically and said, "I'm not shearing her with no one!" |
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