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Grossest/weirdest things you've seen at a gig Posted on: 20.03.2013 by Valeri Holderness Clubs are often filled with awesome people, great music and as a dj they can be your favourite place to be. With that being said, you sometimes see some things that make you lose your faith in humanity What are the most facepalm inducing things you've seen club patrons do? Heres my most recent incident: A few months ago I was leaving a club I was playing at through the back door which led to a bit of a sketchy alley. I was supposed to meet some friends in the back and go grab some eats. Instead of running into some familiar faces as I was expecting to, I was greeted by two of the patrons from the club who were happily spooning away in the middle of the street Lets hear your stories! | |
| Breanne Penge 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
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| Doreen Schurle 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by sarasin
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| Tesha Freudenstein 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by sarasin
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| Lilliana Perris 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
Coulda broken my leg right there.... |
| Doreen Schurle 20.03.2013 | Worst thing I've seen at a gig probably happened to ME; I was hanging out with my mate in the DJ booth while he was working, and he pressed the button for the smoke machine. Just so happened that I was standing right in front of it, with the nozzle pressed against my calf... I've still got the scar, and when I FINALLY went to the doctor about it (about 3 weeks after it happened), he panicked like crazy, called the burns unit at the hospital, and asked them for their advice... their response? "Well if he hasn't died YET, he's probably not going to." Apparently accidental hydraulic injection of polyethylene glycol into the bloodstream isn't a brilliant idea. |
| Lilliana Perris 20.03.2013 | Naked old man walking around at an outdoor festival..... Also got a vid of a naked kid climbing into the DJ box at a recent outdoor party, broad daylight. LSD + Alcohol + Midday Sun....will do strange stuff to ya. |
| Lilliana Perris 20.03.2013 | I believe thats where my belief in professionalism, even if its just a hobby etc. It stems from that I rate. I actually went to the owner and asked him to clean it up. I had invited friends, and I did not want em hanging in filth like that. anyways... HAHAHAHAH |
| Lilliana Perris 20.03.2013 | My first REAL Club paying gig....at this Psychedelic Club....was legendary but nasty as fuck in its original state. Mattresses and beds for coaches...tye-dye sheets all over..... On my way to the booth with my gear I smell and see a pile of dogshit. In the booth, the guy before me had tossed half his big ass nasty sandwich half wrapped to the dog....IN THE BOOTH. HE had stood all over it and it was mashed up....man....not a good first impression. Had to take my own CDJ100's as they had rubbish....and no one else had em. Dodge..... Things did get better for them...in their 2nd decade of running that club. Institution. But was NASTY in the beginning. |
| Rolanda Clodfelder 20.03.2013 |
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| Doreen Schurle 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by DubluW
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| Danae Dumler 20.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by mdcdesign
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| Lillia Datson 20.03.2013 | Honest to god, i was at the Dub-All or nothing first birthday bash at Cable and there was this girl that put a whole fist in her mouth. I was at the 4'oclock to the photographer at the time and watched it go down. http://www.duballornothing.co.uk/gallery/ |
| Brunilda Kora 20.03.2013 | I've seen this more than once - I believe there are even vids on youtube of it happening. A guy is sat holding a pint while he sleeps. He PUKES into the pint, and goes back to sleep. And of course, every time he partially comes round, he drinks and pukes again... |
| Lawana Spratlen 21.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by Student
1. I needed a shit 2. He likes Trance |
| Tesha Freudenstein 21.03.2013 | friend of mine and me are at the club. i met some other friends there so i lost sight of him. went on to meat him several times over the evening. each time he was a little more drunk. at the end he was hanging on to a pillar, asking me if i could guide him to the toilet because he couldn't walk anymore. we walked like three steps when he started puking in the middle of the club. two times. in front of the bar and over the ledge towards the dancefloor. |
| Valeri Holderness 21.03.2013 | I am immediately regretting starting this thread |
| Rhona Dessler 21.03.2013 | This wasn't while I was djing buttttt I went to a Rusko show back in 2011 in Philadelphia, PA at the Electric Factory...Mid set I'm looking around and see a bunch of people start backing away from a person who is literally at arms length to me...So natrually me and my girlfriend are like huh thats weird everyone is shoulder to shoulder and yet these people are making room for this person? So we look a little closer as more people start backing up further..and what do you know theres a guy (eyes rolling in back of head) cock in hand putting it into the girl standing in front of him. Now let me make another note about this girl, she didn't look all there, like dazed and confused..but still seemed to somewhat enjoy it..he went on to finish in her and quickly evacuate the scene of the crime and leave the girl still pretty confused as to why her pants were on the ground. |
| Doreen Schurle 21.03.2013 |
Originally Posted by Student
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| Trula Willadsen 21.03.2013 | I'm just gonna go ahead and kick in the wide-open door; Why? |
| Lawana Spratlen 20.03.2013 | One time I took a load of records out a mates box just before he went to a gig. Then I shit in it. |
| Doreen Schurle 20.03.2013 | A cover DJ doing coke in the booth... couldn't believe my eyes tbh. |
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