Reply to The Dirty Jokes Thread [NSFW]

My old man is FULL of dirty jokes.

We had a BBQ this weekend and he entertained us with endless jokes and limericks.

One that I had a good laugh at:

There was a man named Dave
who fucked a dead dog in a cave
I must admit, he was a bit of a shit,
but believe of all the money he saved!

LOL

Any good ones you care to share?

I need to up my game with the old man!

(he is 72 by the way and still drives a bigass motorcycle....)