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(OT - Need Advice) Posted on: 11.06.2011 by Len Lukawski Dear Runners, Within the next 12 months I am going to be the most famous runner the world has ever known. In order to reach this pre-ordained goal I may need some help, so I hope you don | |
| Lin Danek 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by smittten
slaying them? |
| Belen Wermes 13.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by fullenglishpint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzpbBckpTxw |
| Sandi Holbrook 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by b3nz0n8
Once upon a time when i was a young lad (about 12) i done something really bad (put a knife in the toaster when it was on, blew it up and the electricity in the house all tripped) my dad come running in obviously not overly concerned the fact i got a shock when the toaster went boom and was a little taken back. He said and i Quote "you'v broke the bloody toaster you little sod, your grounded". i thought thats no hardship ill just sit in my room and watch the TV. So i toddled up to my room and popped the TV on and thought this is the life,,,,,,,THEN,,,,,,THEN. My dad walked in and took the plug off my TV and tied my door hand to the ajacent door so i couldnt get out, i couldnt believe it. it was a travesty my favourite shows were about to come on, Art attack followed by how 2 then pokemon, i couldnt believe i was going to miss them. So in my cold calculated manor the next day (DAY 2 of my 7 day grounding) yes harsh just for blowing a toaster up and my crumpet burnt. i went to my grandfathers house and said my dad wants to know if you have a plug and a screw driver, rubbing my hands whilst saying it. Low and behold he come up with the goods i went home my dad tied me in my room, i waited 15 mins and put the plug back on the TV i got to watch all my shows. So all in all it was a happy ending + if your woundering charizard was my favourite pokemon, i didnt like him when he was charmander his attitude stunk, but once he matured he was much better |
| Shira Callie 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by fullenglishpint
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| Tatum Ansaldo 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by b3nz0n8
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| Harmony Stache 12.06.2011 | that's right, Forest did it and so can u!!! |
| Harmony Stache 12.06.2011 | nice 1 that's right, Forest did it and so can u!!! |
| Lin Danek 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by smittten
slaying them? |
| Len Lukawski 12.06.2011 | There's nothing better than creating monsters, nothing. |
| Sherley Headden 13.06.2011 | Run Forest Run lmao. |
| Belen Wermes 13.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by fullenglishpint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzpbBckpTxw |
| Sandi Holbrook 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by b3nz0n8
Once upon a time when i was a young lad (about 12) i done something really bad (put a knife in the toaster when it was on, blew it up and the electricity in the house all tripped) my dad come running in obviously not overly concerned the fact i got a shock when the toaster went boom and was a little taken back. He said and i Quote "you'v broke the bloody toaster you little sod, your grounded". i thought thats no hardship ill just sit in my room and watch the TV. So i toddled up to my room and popped the TV on and thought this is the life,,,,,,,THEN,,,,,,THEN. My dad walked in and took the plug off my TV and tied my door hand to the ajacent door so i couldnt get out, i couldnt believe it. it was a travesty my favourite shows were about to come on, Art attack followed by how 2 then pokemon, i couldnt believe i was going to miss them. So in my cold calculated manor the next day (DAY 2 of my 7 day grounding) yes harsh just for blowing a toaster up and my crumpet burnt. i went to my grandfathers house and said my dad wants to know if you have a plug and a screw driver, rubbing my hands whilst saying it. Low and behold he come up with the goods i went home my dad tied me in my room, i waited 15 mins and put the plug back on the TV i got to watch all my shows. So all in all it was a happy ending + if your woundering charizard was my favourite pokemon, i didnt like him when he was charmander his attitude stunk, but once he matured he was much better |
| Nestor Witkowsky 12.06.2011 | No time to read the thread but you're about to get the best advice, hands down, about your running. So hold on to your ass! Stretch your fucking IT Band thoroughly and regularly. Google "IT Band Stretch"... and then google "IT Band Syndrome" to find out why you do it. I'm sidelined now and feel my man tits getting bigger every day. Takes a long time to develop, but sucks when you finally get it. Spend $20 on a foam roller. Worth it. |
| Sherley Headden 12.06.2011 | This post is crazy man. Made me chuckle. |
| Shira Callie 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by fullenglishpint
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| Tatum Ansaldo 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by b3nz0n8
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| Shira Callie 12.06.2011 | Beautifully executed |
| Tatum Ansaldo 12.06.2011 | There was this girl I was in love with for as long as I could remember, but she'd been travelling all around the country and I hadn't seen her in years. When I finally did find her again and took her back to my place, I had an urge I couldn't hold back, and I asked her to marry me. She said no, but that evening
we made love. When I woke up the next morning, she was gone. So I decided to go for a run. I didn't really have a destination in mind, I just put on my shoes and started out. When I needed to sleep, I slept. When I was hungry, I ate. But I just carried on running. Then one day I reached the sea, and realised I couldn't run any further. So I just turned round and started running back. To me it just sort of made sense, but for some reason the media started getting interested. People greeted me with parties in their small towns, and others decided to join in with me and run alongside. Before I knew it there was a big group of us, some only running a couple of miles but others just followed me wherever I went. When I hit the coast again, I'd just turn round and run in the other direction. 3 and a half years later, one day it hit me that I'd run far enough. And I had a serious beard. So I just went back to my little house in Greenbow Alabama. |
| Shira Callie 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by StevieDee'j
If you choose not to accept your mission, you are grounded. For. Life. |
| Sandi Holbrook 12.06.2011 | Well smittten let me share an experiance with you that could get you moving. One day in my jam packed and exciting life i was stood in a field, all of a sudden an urge came over me to run. O yes it felt good. There was 21 other men stood watching me waiting for something to happen. Then this 5" white sphere come flying past me and with the urge of what i can only compare to what dogs get when they chase a fly (or dust particle in the light). It started, my feet began to move, off i went into a walk the speed kept coming, into a brisk walk, then a slow cantera (one black beauty would of been proud of). Before i knew it my knee's were getting higher and higher one after the other. The wind in my hair. Once i started i thought i was never going to stop. BUT ooo no after roughly 10 yards my lungs packed in transfering oxygen (co2) from my red blood cells into my brain. so i stopped. My brain told me Stevie your not cut out for this running malarky. So at that moment as quickly as it started i ended my running career (it was a hard) but i soon got over it. Dont quit like me. Live the dream |
| Lin Danek 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by smittten
Are Ken & Mary on the 2-step Program as well? |
| Len Lukawski 12.06.2011 | HERE MY NOODLES: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21711256/noodles2.mp3 |
| Lin Danek 12.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by smittten
you sure do smi777en |
| Jolyn Brunello 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by JonathanBlake
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| Len Lukawski 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by theory28
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| Len Lukawski 11.06.2011 | I got charged by a rhino a few years ago and it was very painful - $15 for a bottle of water! |
| Maisie Marras 11.06.2011 | this OP had a great hidden meaning, however lets not bring this over to the community
s. yes there are a lot of similar posts, but deal with it. that bing said, i lol'd at the OP post |
| Belen Wermes 11.06.2011 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl-lLPHnfE |
| Tatum Ansaldo 11.06.2011 | Lucky for me I was on a fokken horse. It was in limpopo province, beautiful place. It was a big male and his kid had been born about 2 weeks earlier, seems he was a little cranky. Tip to OP: You'll always be able to run faster if you're on a horse. |
| Lin Danek 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by fullenglishpint
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| Tatum Ansaldo 11.06.2011 | here's a compromise, a running (live) rhino. edit: btw, I once got charged by a rhino. no joke. those things can move. |
| Lin Danek 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by duerr
we're cool. I agree - as important as this may be - let us not detract from smi777en's madness |
| Belen Wermes 11.06.2011 | no yeah i've heard about that, it's pretty rough. i guess you hear a lot more about it than we do because it's happening in your backyard. i was just trying to maintain the lighthearted jokey vibe of this parody thread about wannabe marathon runners.... but having a serious discussion about animal cruelty is cool too. |
| Lin Danek 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by duerr
Sorry duerr - didn't mean to pontificate, but there's not a week that goes by that we don't hear about this in the news. Probably a bigger tragedy than most know. We lost another two just this week. The poachers are armed with AK47s, and are now shooting back at an elite anti-poaching unit. They hack the horns off and leave these magnificent beasts to bleed to death. Its tragic. And, all because of a myth. |
| Len Lukawski 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by JonathanBlake
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| Belen Wermes 11.06.2011 | thanks professor, i'll be sure to study that chapter for the pop quiz tomorrow. |
| Lin Danek 11.06.2011 |
Originally Posted by duerr
Because there are people in the world that believe rhino horn helps sustain an erection, rhinos' are more valuable than polka dots. |
| Belen Wermes 11.06.2011 | step one: be a cheetah. step two: maul all the other competitors with your claws and fangs. step three: get shot by poachers for your valuable poka dot fur. step four: go down in history as the baddest motherfucking runner of all time. |
| Lin Danek 11.06.2011 | Dear Mr. McFarter (I don't spell so good), I am retiring. With the awesome talent that you have, my career as a jogger is clearly over. I have a pair of Reeboks (you know the ones with a little tick on the side) that I will sell you for $13.99. My podiatrist says that if you swab them and grow the effluent in a petri dish you could perfect germ warfare. Progressing to a runner from a jogger is quite simple - play some Dub-Step on your iPod - you'll want to get away from the noise so bad, you will accelerate into a sprint (if that doesn't work, you can try some Deadmau5). Foot placement is crucial - ALWAYS put the one foot in front of the other. Always run north or south - if you run east or west you will fall off the edge of the world. The Yaris is such a nice little jam-jar - especially in yellow, but you would do better with a KFC franchise. Colonel Sanders is such a nice chap. Remember that if you want to win the sprint events you will need steroids. Your testicles will shrink, but the babes dig biceps. Attached, please find my entry form for London. I clearly have no chance anymore. Good luck. May the force be with you. |
| Matt Kane 11.06.2011 | |
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