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Warning: Do not Upgrade! Posted on: 29.11.2011 by Osvaldo Newhall WARNING: DON'T UPGRADE YOUR GF TO WIFEDear Tech Support Team, ... ... Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. ... ... In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , PlayBall 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm believeing about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled User" REPLY: Dear Troubled User, This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , believeing that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support). I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0. WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and to your computer as well.... | |
| Jenni Philippsen 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Dubba Dutch
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| Caryn Liberato 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by VanGogo
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| Charline Dye 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Dubba Dutch
But I fear we are headed down the wrong path for our PG-13 community . :eek: |
| Palma Hanslip 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Kayzee
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| Caryn Liberato 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by VanGogo
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| Charline Dye 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Nicadraus
Sometimes a hard reboot is the only solution. |
| Leeanna Ayla 30.11.2011 |
Originally Posted by Tabaka
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| Karena Jethwa 01.12.2011 | its like a bunch of accountants at a BBQ in here... |
| Jenni Philippsen 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Dubba Dutch
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| Caryn Liberato 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by VanGogo
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| Charline Dye 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Dubba Dutch
But I fear we are headed down the wrong path for our PG-13 community . :eek: |
| Palma Hanslip 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Kayzee
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| Caryn Liberato 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by VanGogo
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| Verlene Geevarghese 01.12.2011 | I'm surprised nobody has thought to downgrade the firmware yet. This isn't a Pioneer product we're talking about here. This is why I back my shit up though. A simple trip through the Time Machine, and voila! Problem solved. |
| Charline Dye 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Nicadraus
Sometimes a hard reboot is the only solution. |
| Jenni Philippsen 01.12.2011 | That is weird, when I purchased Girlfriend 5.0 it prompted me with an error message saying cd key is in use on another system. I immediately Uninstalled the operating system and am now running Bachelor 2.0, Its even running scheduled tasks, such as Melisa on Tuesday, and Ashley on Fridays. Of course it cam pre-installed with party8.0 |
| Osvaldo Newhall 01.12.2011 | @VanGogo: That was funny but so real. Nice share! |
| Charline Dye 30.11.2011 | If Gobble it all up has stopped working for you, then you must have a bad version of GirlFriend 5.0 installed, or you have failed to use Return the Favor 6.9 on a regular basis to keep the program running smoothly. |
| Caryn Liberato 30.11.2011 | Does any one else believe it's strange that "Gobble it all up" never got the full support it deserved, the program simply didn't run well after beta. It doesn't make sense when you consider how promising early testing was?! I'm told "Fuss & Effort Pro" can help, but I'm not sure about installing freeware that is CPU intensive and not even a 100% reliable. |
| Belle Tufnell 30.11.2011 | This should be a sticky! Freaking awesome! |
| Leeanna Ayla 30.11.2011 |
Originally Posted by Tabaka
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| Bob Padia 30.11.2011 | Hilarious VanGogo! |
| Charline Dye 30.11.2011 | I must also warn everyone about the upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. In the late 80's I tried this upgrade for the first time. The upgrade seemed to change very little at first, but over time Wife 1.0 kept adding other programs like Redecorate 2.1, FixStuff 24.7, NagNag 9.5, etc. making my system slow to a crawl. Also at this time Wife 1.0 didn't come with the support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. So I decided to wipe my hard drive clean and start over with Hand 1.0, which had always served me well. The uninstall was fairly painless as I had only been using Wife 1.0 for a short time. Hand 1.0 was stable reliable and free of the bloated software that came with Wife 1.0. I, however, decided to upgrade to Girlfriend 5.0 again not realizing the upgrade path leads to Wife 1.2. This newer 90's version at least came with the support programs Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. Unfortunately the newer version also came with Fertility 2.0 which upgrades to Rugrats 2.5 with out notice. I discovered this too late. It was impossible to change back to Girlfriend 5.0 with out doing major damage to my system. Over time I just got used to the new programs Wife 1.2 would occasionally add like DiaperChange 5.417, Recital 6.2, NagNag 9.5, and the like. Then, Wife 1.2 required that I also start using Hand 1.0 again. To me it was unacceptable to have a perfectly fine (other than being a resource hog) operating system that would require me to use another lighter version operating system just to do one task. So after contacting Tech Support to find out the best program to use to uninstall Wife 1.2 (Lawyer 5.1 which is expensive) the long involved process of uninstalling began. The addition of Rugrats 2.5 made the uninstall extremely difficult, but in time everything was running smoothly again with Hand 1.0 and the occasional use of SexBuddy 4.0, and HookUp 7.4. After a few years of absolutely no trouble with my system other than the occasional virus like CrazyBitch 8.3 or DrySpell 6.0, I came across the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 which seemed way better than all previous versions. This version's manual promised no upgrade to Wife 1.3 would be necessary, and it also came with Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0,and DoLaundry 4.2 already installed. I also checked first (having learned my lesson with Wife 1.2) to see if it came with Rugrats 2.5 or BiologicalTickingClock 2.4, and it did not! This version of Girlfriend 5.0 seemed too good to be true. Fortunately for me the manual was correct. I had finally found the best version of Girlfriend 5.0 ever made. Having learned my lessons with Wife 1.0 and 1.2, I used this latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 for several years to see if it would start adding other programs I didn't want. No upgrades or additions were added, and there wasn't even a pop up asking to add additional software. After researching what had gone wrong with my previous upgrades from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and 1.2, I discovered the first 2 versions of Girlfriend 5.0 were never ment to be upgraded. They were buggy and full of bloatware to start with and an upgrade to Wife 1.0 was just doomed from the start. After a few years of running the latest version of GirlFriend 5.0 and researching for bugs and security holes, I realized I had found the perfect operating system. So to keep this best version of Girlfriend 5.0 as my permanent operating system, I upgraded to Wife 1.3 and have been happy ever since. The moral of my story..... Start with a stable version of Girlfriend 5.0 first. Put it through it's paces for a number of years first to find any security holes or bugs. If any are found, scrap it and go back to Hand 1.0 for a while. Rinse and repeat untill you find the best version of Girlfriend 5.0 first. Then your upgrade to Wife 1.0 should be the only time you ever need to upgrade. Also be extremely careful not to get the CrazyBitch virus! This virus sometimes works exactly like Girlfriend 5.0 in the beginning and can be almost impossible to get rid of. |
| Kylie Prusko 01.12.2011 | Hilarious!!! |
| Matt Kane 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by Nicadraus
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| Osvaldo Newhall 01.12.2011 |
Originally Posted by earl panda
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| Matt Kane 01.12.2011 | so here is the deal. as i already said i |
| Era Roka 30.11.2011 | HAHA hilarious! |
| Ninfa Larranaga 30.11.2011 |
Originally Posted by Dj_4-$hure
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| Kesha Pietrak 30.11.2011 | lmao this was hilarious |
| Tess Faillace 30.11.2011 | I only upgraded because in included the very reliable virus free sex browser. Has ran pretty well for me so far. |
| Osvaldo Newhall 30.11.2011 |
Originally Posted by photojojo
Uncommitted 2.4.1 Condom Supremacy 2.0 Cheat detector blocker - enabled Plus performance will boost when Ultra Foreplay is updated from 1.5 to 1.7. Lastly, don't use programs from Microsoft & Windows. Use Megahard programs instead. Peephole 8 OS works better. |
| Leeanna Ayla 30.11.2011 | What about dual booting? I've never tried it and am scared the systems might somehow interact causing everything to come crashing down. Plus it just doesn't feel right. |
| Matt Kane 30.11.2011 | hand 1.1. was a bit sketchy but the updates until then where awsome. i |
| Kristofer Krauel 30.11.2011 | HAHA just brightened my day up no end!! |
| Palma Hanslip 30.11.2011 | Haha!! This just cheered my Tuesday up! I'm running girlfriend3.0 and do not look to advance any time soon.. But symptoms of wife1.0 appear to be pre installed which i believe could work out nasty in the long run. |
| Steve Gurgul 30.11.2011 | http://early-onset-of-evening .tumblr.c...-dayton-oh-was |
| Latoria Kavulich 29.11.2011 | Cant go wrong with Hand 1.5 . |
| Golden Faubert 29.11.2011 | i uninstalled girlfriend 5.0 when it decided to have issues with surrounded by women every evening 2.2, even though that and im a dj and i work in a fucking evening club 3.1.2 were already installed |
| Belle Tufnell 29.11.2011 | Can't live with them. Can't live without them. |
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