Wife of the year?

my story goes like this

me: I am going to sell my mixer for more than I paid for it, so I can buy a better one.

wife: Why the F*&% do you always have to buy and sell S$%#. It is so annoying. I want a new ring.

me: ok... click tap click ok your new 1.6 ct ring is on it's way. It cost me a lot but now can I get my new mixer, and maybe some speakers?

wife: ugh you are so annoying. STOP buying DJ s&%# all the time.

me: Well at least I make money with my DJ stuff. I am just re-investing into better gear .

wife: Well I don't want to hear about it anymore.

me: fine bitch

few days go by, I am at work

Wife calls: What did you order now? I thought I told you no more buying stuff

me: my new f%$#ing CDJ-2000's. I told you about it, but you didn't want to hear about it anymore.

wife: how much were those?

me: you don't even want to know. Still cheaper than your damn ring.

wife: well fine return my ring then

me: Fuck off

later in the day

Wife: xxx has the Nikon D5100 on sale for $550 I want it.

me: I will find it cheaper online

wife: I don't care, I want it now

me: well I do.. Why don't you get a real job rather than being a stay at home mom and working at the salon for 10 hours a week if money is no object?

wife: F#$@ you

me: whatever

a couple days later I go and buy the damn camera on my only free time I had.
today.

me: I gotta go shopping and buy you the last of your christmas preasents.

wife: ugh, you should have gone last Friday

me: I was busy buying your camera and paying our mortgage after work and before having to go DJ, and O forgot you had today off.

wife: You knew I had today off you just don't remember anything! Bought ME?????? I didn't ask you to do that last friday!

me: When else would I go get it. I will just go return it then.

wife: whatever.




Moral of the story??? this is what you unmarried people have to look forward to. this is a typical marriage haha. (what I didn't tell her is I also bought some K8's and a Ksub to equal out the spending ratio. haha)

I sure hope my wife is like that when I'm married. Lol that's sick man!

my story goes like this

me: I am going to sell my mixer for more than I paid for it, so I can buy a better one.

wife: Why the F*&% do you always have to buy and sell S$%#. It is so annoying. I want a new ring.

me: ok... click tap click ok your new 1.6 ct ring is on it's way. It cost me a lot but now can I get my new mixer, and maybe some speakers?

wife: ugh you are so annoying. STOP buying DJ s&%# all the time.

me: Well at least I make money with my DJ stuff. I am just re-investing into better gear .

wife: Well I don't want to hear about it anymore.

me: fine bitch

few days go by, I am at work

Wife calls: What did you order now? I thought I told you no more buying stuff

me: my new f%$#ing CDJ-2000's. I told you about it, but you didn't want to hear about it anymore.

wife: how much were those?

me: you don't even want to know. Still cheaper than your damn ring.

wife: well fine return my ring then

me: Fuck off

later in the day

Wife: xxx has the Nikon D5100 on sale for $550 I want it.

me: I will find it cheaper online

wife: I don't care, I want it now

me: well I do.. Why don't you get a real job rather than being a stay at home mom and working at the salon for 10 hours a week if money is no object?

wife: F#$@ you

me: whatever

a couple days later I go and buy the damn camera on my only free time I had.
today.

me: I gotta go shopping and buy you the last of your christmas preasents.

wife: ugh, you should have gone last Friday

me: I was busy buying your camera and paying our mortgage after work and before having to go DJ, and O forgot you had today off.

wife: You knew I had today off you just don't remember anything! Bought ME?????? I didn't ask you to do that last friday!

me: When else would I go get it. I will just go return it then.

wife: whatever.




Moral of the story??? this is what you unmarried people have to look forward to. this is a typical marriage haha. (what I didn't tell her is I also bought some K8's and a Ksub to equal out the spending ratio. haha)

Me: Wife - how would you feel about me selling the S4.
Wife: Why?
Me: I want to get something called the Z2
Wife: I don't want you to sell the S4, I'm kind of attached to it. Couldn't you just get the Z2 as well?
Me: ummmmmm, it's $800.
Wife: Ok, just get it then,
Me: [click, click, tap, tap, click, click, click] it's on its way
Wife: nice.

Why....cuz I believe now that it allows you to use FluxMode with TC's.

*Conspiracy....yes....still want it...yes*

Seems like a reasonable trade.

Me: [click, click, tap, tap, click, click, click] Z2 is on its way
Wife one week later: Is that new?
Me: Nope

See....now why did you have to go and say something like that?!!!

Me: Wife - how would you feel about me selling the S4.
Wife: Why?
Me: I want to get something called the Z2
Wife: I don't want you to sell the S4, I'm kind of attached to it. Couldn't you just get the Z2 as well?
Me: ummmmmm, it's $800.
Wife: Ok, just get it then,
Me: [click, click, tap, tap, click, click, click] it's on its way
Wife: nice.

Nice! Should have gone for the db4?