Reply to Story Train.

• The story comprises of exactly 50 sentences.
• Everyone gets one sentence.
• In cases where 2 people add a sentence at the same point. The first one listed will be used.
• Each player must wait out at least 5 turns before they can add another sentence.
• No obvious derailing or sabotage please.

I will go first.

Being woken up by a fuming Texan in a greasy spoon located at the arse end of Preston wasn't how he had planned to spend his first day on the job.