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Students Are Wankers.
Posted on: 23.01.2012 by nayit ruiz jaramillo
Probably fake but its done the rounds on Facebook and has fooled a lot of people, cus its funny.
Can you spot the error ?

Terese Bachorski
04.02.2012
Originally Posted by RobotNinja
They would lose that battle. I currently attend college in SoCal and you wouldn't believe some of the "outfits" the female students wear. Not sure if there going to psychology class or working the street corner.
They would win on discriminatory grounds according to uk law, not socal. Like paying for a TV licence while not even being the owner of a television, aka being charged for something irrelevant. Anyways it's fake, period so we're purely talking out of our asses right now.

The only thing being true so far is that the vast majority of students I met were indeed wankers.

Originally Posted by oliosky
What about squirters?
it says semen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emAZL77hkmM
Ozie Harrall
03.02.2012
Originally Posted by RobotNinja
And the yoga pants, my god the yoga pants!
I live in ohio and go to UC and let me tell you, the yoga pants have fully invaded our campus year round and while I love to see a 8, 9 or 10 walking around looking like a VS pink model what not BUT..... there is nothing worse when u catch that 215 pound girl wearing the yoga pants and a shirt that doesn't cover up S*** and I have to see that on the daily!


I've had evening mares for weeks.....
Johnetta Olewine
01.02.2012
Originally Posted by Manu
^^^ looks fake. And if it happened to be true, all female students could challenge the tuition fees rise in court.
What about squirters?
Larraine Hannum
01.02.2012
Originally Posted by Manu
^^^ looks fake. And if it happened to be true, all female students could challenge the tuition fees rise in court.
They would lose that battle. I currently attend college in SoCal and you wouldn't believe some of the "outfits" the female students wear. Not sure if there going to psychology class or working the street corner.

And the yoga pants, my god the yoga pants!
Lilliana Perris
27.01.2012
Originally Posted by Jester.NZ
wee man syndrom
Yeah....probably.

LOL

Its funny actually.
Terese Bachorski
04.02.2012
Originally Posted by RobotNinja
They would lose that battle. I currently attend college in SoCal and you wouldn't believe some of the "outfits" the female students wear. Not sure if there going to psychology class or working the street corner.
They would win on discriminatory grounds according to uk law, not socal. Like paying for a TV licence while not even being the owner of a television, aka being charged for something irrelevant. Anyways it's fake, period so we're purely talking out of our asses right now.

The only thing being true so far is that the vast majority of students I met were indeed wankers.

Originally Posted by oliosky
What about squirters?
it says semen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emAZL77hkmM
Ozie Harrall
03.02.2012
Originally Posted by RobotNinja
And the yoga pants, my god the yoga pants!
I live in ohio and go to UC and let me tell you, the yoga pants have fully invaded our campus year round and while I love to see a 8, 9 or 10 walking around looking like a VS pink model what not BUT..... there is nothing worse when u catch that 215 pound girl wearing the yoga pants and a shirt that doesn't cover up S*** and I have to see that on the daily!


I've had evening mares for weeks.....
Tesha Freudenstein
03.02.2012		also who is so in need that he masturbates in the library toilet?
Latina Samon
02.02.2012		Definitely fake these lads if it's not already been established. Been done for loads of different universities.
Johnetta Olewine
01.02.2012
Originally Posted by Manu
^^^ looks fake. And if it happened to be true, all female students could challenge the tuition fees rise in court.
What about squirters?
Larraine Hannum
01.02.2012
Originally Posted by Manu
^^^ looks fake. And if it happened to be true, all female students could challenge the tuition fees rise in court.
They would lose that battle. I currently attend college in SoCal and you wouldn't believe some of the "outfits" the female students wear. Not sure if there going to psychology class or working the street corner.

And the yoga pants, my god the yoga pants!
nayit ruiz jaramillo
31.01.2012		Hahaha its says "Please enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions"

What possible questions could the librarian answer on the subject of 'going home for a wank'..?

Brilliant fake is brilliant.
Terese Bachorski
31.01.2012		^^^ looks fake. And if it happened to be true, all female students could challenge the tuition fees rise in court.
Debby Ramshur
29.01.2012
Yong Aptekar
27.01.2012		^yes.
Lilliana Perris
27.01.2012		^^ Student ^^

I mean Spammer.
Lilliana Perris
27.01.2012
Originally Posted by Jester.NZ
wee man syndrom
Yeah....probably.

LOL

Its funny actually.
Latoria Kavulich
27.01.2012		wee man syndrom
Lilliana Perris
27.01.2012		There is a village an hour from Cape Town called Stellenbosch.

( I went to school there)

It is basically a sleepy little town that has the 2nd biggest UNI in our province.
Also tech's etc.

A mate opened a club there and I would play on Thursdays. Psytrance all the way.
His club was surrounded by other clubs and pubs.

Now I am not a small man.....due to this fact, I hardly ever get challenged or ever have anyone giving me shit really.

However....in THIS lil village, it was JUST the opposite.

I am not sure if its the jock mentality or the booze....but these guys would walk past me...and give me shit.

BIG Attitude!

You know, the..."WHAT YOU LOOKING AT FAGGOT!" type trash.

Usually they are wee lads...that I could crush in an instant.

Funny fuckers....

I just ignore it....and when I am done at the club and going back to my car, I usually walk past them passed out in the gutters or something.

Usually need to pee before the long drive home....

So yeah, Students can be proper wankers.
Random X
26.01.2012		Hahahaha, the guy who wrote that is called Wood hall.
Fredda Klarman
26.01.2012		We had a similar message posted at the correge I am attending.
Janyce Henningson
26.01.2012		Yep I used to be one so I know they're all idiots
nayit ruiz jaramillo
26.01.2012
Originally Posted by mostapha
I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?
Just the email address simply because its the most obvious when scanned.
By "the error" i merely meant the obvious typo.

To be honest, I would expect grammatical errors in legitimate correspondance from Uni staff... they don't usually give a crap as they don't expect to get marked.

Originally Posted by Nicky H
Yep the comma placement is fucked up - and it was probably done by a Uni student in Manchester - which shows the kind of idiots who have the UK's future in their hands.
This comes as no news to me. I've spent the last 15 years DJing to students and listening to the utter retarded nonsense that they continually spout.
Neville Blackinton
26.01.2012		I assuming that people know that it's not real. You can find similar pics/posts with various university letter heads from all over the world.

I def lol'd the first time I saw one though
Janyce Henningson
26.01.2012
Originally Posted by mostapha
I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?
Yep the comma placement is fucked up - and it was probably done by a Uni student in Manchester - which shows the kind of idiots who have the UK's future in their hands.
Dorie Scelzo
26.01.2012		I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?
Brinda Tidrick
26.01.2012
Originally Posted by Ed Paris
call me dumb but i don
Viviana Tarno
25.01.2012		Lol, I remember this being an April 1st joke our University once pulled off as well
Dorcas Bassignani
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
Not that i would partake in such a demeaning activity
listening?
Deeann Cheron
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Ed Paris
too bad karlos
ROFL

Karlos is right, keep those ears open to avoid that awkward moment
Matt Kane
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
Well in my case it would be listening for my fiance entering the bathroom.
Not that i would partake in such a demeaning activity
too bad karlos
nayit ruiz jaramillo
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Ed Paris
call me dumb but i don
Matt Kane
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Zaniac
karlos this is hilarious

remind's me of a joke.

*What's the most sensitive part on a man's body when he is masturbating?

*His ears
call me dumb but i don
Brinda Tidrick
25.01.2012
Originally Posted by Zaniac
But will it blend
HA HA!

OP is good!

As for the error? Typo in the University Address at the top right of the page...?
Deeann Cheron
24.01.2012
Originally Posted by Xonetacular
Semem is definitely soluble in water, I just tested it.
But will it blend
Romelia Stankard
24.01.2012		Semem is definitely soluble in water, I just tested it.
Johnetta Olewine
23.01.2012		semen is soluble in water isn't it?

I'm too afraid to google it TBH.
Deeann Cheron
23.01.2012		karlos this is hilarious

remind's me of a joke.

*What's the most sensitive part on a man's body when he is masturbating?

*His ears

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