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The Never Ending Rap Battle Thread Posted on: 17.12.2012 by Noriko Lebowitz Disses and punchlines are encouraged. FREESTYLE Whatchu got playa? | |
| Marguerite Salsedo 29.12.2012 |
Originally Posted by theory28
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| Janyce Henningson 20.12.2012 |
Originally Posted by MYE
But smiling's not my style, See I come from down t'pit, I'm a miserable northern git. Yeah I got ryhmes.. |
| Marguerite Salsedo 29.12.2012 |
Originally Posted by theory28
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| Valeri Millstein 29.12.2012 | Me im a DJ and im doing time only because I spit fat rhymes YEAHHHHHH Tell em' whats up! You believe your fast ohh Pretty cool too bad son you just got glassed! Wow this is rough... |
| Linda Chavda 29.12.2012 | I had sex with your mother. |
| Maisie Marras 29.12.2012 | I'm not saying I'm back but here I am for the time being I'm having a look around sizing up the the New guys pound for pound I'm waiting for the fanfare and the where's my ham? it sounds like I'm due for just deserts but allow me to explain why this shit hurts I sat back and got to watch that my name's still got fat and now that I look at I'm not sure if it hurts, that but maybe if I hustled a little more hard I could have gotten my own business card instead I didn't play because I was too tired while all my competition worked hard and tried to be fly like Picard they thought their following would be like that of bard and like the shuttle program they burned bright but like the shuttle program they no longer take flight and one wears a target name tag; debit or credit card? mean while my protege didnt do it right thought he was big time because he got some light swore he was big time and dressed all white he was no sensation; should have kept to recreation one got a few fans the other played with heavy hands and where does that leave me? I've still got a few plans. that was terribly shitty and I'm sorry you read it. |
| Alease Fitch 22.12.2012 | Yo it looks like fun here in raptown but this time, it's Jayvee who's getting down So you better prep yourself and maybe check yourself because I'm going to wiggidy wreck yo'self I'm a DJ not a rapper yet even I can tell your shit's whacker Yes you are whacker and you're a wanker while I am known as your mothers spanker. Yo. |
| Len Lukawski 21.12.2012 | Next week on Alabama Fact Checker.... |
| Charline Dye 21.12.2012 | ^thats the worst rap ever |
| Len Lukawski 21.12.2012 | When you kids have figured out which two of you have something resembling talent - you can try your hand with the big boys over here. Warning - Photo and I don't take prisoners so tell your mother's you won't be coming home. |
| Janyce Henningson 20.12.2012 |
Originally Posted by MYE
But smiling's not my style, See I come from down t'pit, I'm a miserable northern git. Yeah I got ryhmes.. |
| Bunny Sockel 20.12.2012 | And guess what bitch i can't rap |
| Bunny Sockel 20.12.2012 | And then that hater called patch said this thread is wack so we took him too the corner and gave him a smack he then fell on the ground after that smack and turned into the hulk then said HULK SMASH. |
| Brunilda Kora 20.12.2012 | Yo. |
| Brunilda Kora 20.12.2012 | This thread is wack. |
| Bunny Sockel 20.12.2012 | One day i met a pony called hula. He was as high as moola. Then the moola and the hula had a battle they sent each other to the cattle where they had a little battle. After that battle there was a very big silence where they flew upside down into an alliance. In that alliance there was a peacock that magically flew into the suns peacock and then into the alternate dimension where peacocks are humans and humans are peacocks and sharks make up the entire senate and the dolphins is the president and the sharks try to eat the president and become a dolphin but they don't succeed because the peacocks come back from the alternate dimension and they are really smart and use their laser beams to kill the unhappy sharks but it turns out that the sharks are humans and the president is a human so everything is back to normal. The peacocks were high |
| Noriko Lebowitz 19.12.2012 | word word |
| Yong Aptekar 18.12.2012 | In before the inevitable lock, Down on your knees and don this frock, Getting holy in this church of the sacred beat, The DJ is god, now with hands thou shalt speak. |
| Nereida Jasnoch 18.12.2012 | Bro do you even spit ? MyUsah all up in this excrement. Yeah, yu know it's legit Aaight lets kick it Yes male of African American descent please do partake. *pffffftt* *blows out smoke* Where ya find this, kid ? Some exquisite substance indeed. Darn son I'm feelin it eeeyyy keep it lit The dried female embryonic shoot of the cannabis sativa plant increasing my intellectual capabilities. I have reached a significant altitude, beyond approximately 2,000 kilometers. peace out ya nitwit *turntable brake* Made some modifications to make it suitable for work. |
| Noriko Lebowitz 18.12.2012 |
Originally Posted by MyUsername
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| Nereida Jasnoch 18.12.2012 | Bro do you even spit ? MyUsah all up in this shit Yeah, yu know it's legit Aaight lets kick it Ye nigga take a hit *pffffftt* *blows out smoke* Where ya find this, kid ? Sum dank ass shit Damn son I'm feelin it eeeyyy keep it lit da chronic increasin mah wit So fuckin' high, into orbit peace out ya nitwit *turntable brake* Well that was fun, but it's pretty shitty . Hell I'm too white for this anyway. And sorry if it takes up half a page. |
| Noriko Lebowitz 18.12.2012 | check check.. Yo my name is kyle and I spit fat rhymes, I'm white girl wasted, and I love doing crimes. house music for life, no pop or hop, if you're reading this, I hope you're not a cop... |
18.12.2012 | time to get weird |
| Margaretta Hebenstreit 18.12.2012 | first post and that thread already got super-weird, good job guys! |
18.12.2012 | I woke up in the evening , and what did I see? I pooped in my pants, yes I did indeed. It really smelled dank, really quite gross, so I got a butter knife and smeared it on some toast. Don't be mean, and don't be cruel, my poop looked just like a baby ja rule. And it started rapping and fire it did say, like "hey jon ham, it's freakin Saturday!" So I took it to the park, in the middle of the dark, and that poop ran up a giant tree bark. Man, I tried to grab it. Slick as a rabbit. Fell through my hands like an oily bandit. I lost that poop for good. I was very, very sad, but I know one thing for sure. I'm gonna be a shitty dad. BOOM! |
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