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Hair Removal Cream on Amazon - Must see! Posted on: 13.04.2013 by Rolanda Clodfelder Read the reviews. It'll make you giggle and cringe ... :Phttp://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...DateDescending | |
| Rolanda Clodfelder 13.04.2013 |
Originally Posted by keithace
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at evening in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect... |
| Rolanda Clodfelder 13.04.2013 | Read the reviews. It'll make you giggle and cringe ... :P http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...DateDescending |
| Delila Vandommelen 14.04.2013 | The first time I researched manscaping, one of the recommendations were "do NOT use depilatory cream on your nads". Fun read though |
| Latoria Kavulich 13.04.2013 | oh my ..
I needed to get rid of some ginger
To get me some birds over winter So I slapped on some veet and was in for a treat When all was burnt to a cinder |
| Charline Dye 13.04.2013 | Good find! Thanks for the share! Haven't laughed this hard in awhile. |
| Rolanda Clodfelder 13.04.2013 |
Originally Posted by keithace
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at evening in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect... |
| Margie Pavell 13.04.2013 | "jungle free love area" made me laugh... |
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