couple of tips. [NSFW - profanity]

couple of tips. [NSFW - profanity]
Posted on: 28.04.2013 by Augustine Mitzen
may come in handy...

http://fuckingdjtips.com/index.php
Augustine Mitzen
28.04.2013
may come in handy...

http://fuckingdjtips.com/index.php
Latoria Kavulich
30.04.2013
and ...
"YOU HAVE A FUCKING UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO EDUCATE. DO NOT PLAY THE FUCKING TOP 10 FROM BEATPORT. "
Latoria Kavulich
30.04.2013
"if you use fucking beats by dre, you are not a fucking real dj, you are a poser. Use proper fucking headphones. "
Latoria Kavulich
30.04.2013
"if you've ever played a fucking youtube rip, just give up on djing. Forever. "
nayit ruiz jaramillo
29.04.2013
Brilliant ^^^^^

I wonder how many people have just typed "Fuck Off" in all the boxes?
Janyce Henningson
29.04.2013
lol

Add a fucking tip.

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* Required
Who the fuck are you?

A fucking DJ

How can I fucking contact you?

You fucking can't

What is your fucking tip? *

Suck my fucking balls

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Thanks for your fucking tip. If it's fucking good enough, it might get added.
Doreen Schurle
29.04.2013
Want to rock crowds and be a successful DJ, but don't quite know how? Check this fucking tip out:


YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING HUMAN JUKEBOX.

Nice way of rephrasing "real DJs don't take fucking requests" :P
Lilliana Perris
29.04.2013
LOL....had a mate touch my dials once while i was playing.

Kicked his ass right there in front of everyone. He was pissed and VERY sorry about it the next day.
Delila Vandommelen
29.04.2013
MAKE SURE THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE DJ BOOTH ARE DJ'S THAT ARE PLAYING.
Fuck. I wish my crew mates would understand that shit. STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING EQ. GO PRANCE OUTSIDE THE BOOTH, YOU'RE MAKING THE FUCKING NEEDLES JUMP.
Lilliana Perris
29.04.2013
Skrillex is cut?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEK
Latoria Kavulich
29.04.2013
i did ... and i quote "STOP FUCKING HOLDING SKRILLEX' COCK, FUCK SAKE"
let us see if mine makes the cut *wink*
nayit ruiz jaramillo
29.04.2013
Did anyone send their own tip to the fucking guy ?
Did he fucking respond?
Yong Aptekar
28.04.2013
This is what they call Internet gold. Good find.
Toya Spor
28.04.2013
Fucking awesome
Ulysses Okelly
28.04.2013
ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID FUCKING SAMPLES. 'EXCUSE ME PIMP LEMME SIP MY DRANK' FUCK YOU HOW ABOUT YOU SIP ON SOME CYANIDE.

lol genius!
Latoria Kavulich
28.04.2013
changed the tiltle just in case you guys want to post said tips go nuts
Emelina Paglia
28.04.2013
Good stuff!
Masako Barcalow
28.04.2013
This is fucking helpful.
Latoria Kavulich
28.04.2013
hahaha +10 internets for you sir

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