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Posted on: 28.07.2010 by Maisie Marras
youre reminded of mixing while you try to keep the speedo exactly on the sped limit (beatmatching. believe of the pedal as the pitch fader, the needle as deck b and the speed limit as deck a)

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Takisha Hodulik
15.08.2010
Originally Posted by theory28
when you notice serato really easily
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OUHupfqws
Pictured: Proof that this movie is really historically inaccurate, its not even 2004!



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Takisha Hodulik
15.08.2010
dude, you just won the internet
Johnathan Dung
15.08.2010
Originally Posted by MaxOne
when youre round someone house having dinner and you end up mixing on youtube by opening two tabs on your browser so you can play tunes with out a gap...
http://www.twoyoutubevideosandamothe...rossfader.com/
Maisie Marras
14.08.2010
when you notice serato really easily
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53OUHupfqws
Hang Postman
13.08.2010
Originally Posted by jfd6812
...when you look up to your celing, and that little speaker screen on your smoke alarm reminds you of the serato logo...
Haha when you said that, i looked up, and it does! hahaha
Onie Sarandos
13.08.2010
...when you look up to your celing, and that little speaker screen on your smoke alarm reminds you of the serato logo...
Maisie Marras
13.08.2010
hahaha nice one
Cristian Carmona
13.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
also when your iphone doesnt try to auto correct "traktor'' and then starts to autospell it for you
Dudley Denoux
13.08.2010
when you beat match your skipping rope using your wrists to pitch bend
Dorcas Bassignani
10.08.2010
...when someone you work with asks you to take a look at their laptop because it's a getting a bit slow, and you want to test it's performance using traktor
nayit ruiz jaramillo
10.08.2010
Originally Posted by munizj
when your girlfriend is a dj and joins the same dj community as you
NO WAY... that is love right there.

I need a retreat were i can be a total geeky goofball without being judged by the missus. Its here.
Sheba Rostas
10.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
good one... and i dont even use traktor
Edelmira Hannula
10.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
A+ I had to believe for a minute about what that word meant...and I ran an organic farm for 2 years!
Leonarda Javorek
10.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
holy shit that's weird.. i haven't thought about that but its so true
Takisha Hodulik
10.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
a-fucking-men
Wanda Insel
10.08.2010
The word Tractor doesn't look right with a C in anymore, even when talking about farm machinery.
Bailey Fergurson
09.08.2010
when you pause a youtube music video on the downbeat in the attempt to perfectly beatmatch it to another youtube music video that is about to end, and it nevers works haha
Laurel Litchko
09.08.2010
when half of the people on your facebook are djs.


when your girlfriend is a dj and joins the same dj community as you
Peg Schwarzman
08.08.2010
when you have Dj ranking s as your homepage!
Branden Wentler
08.08.2010
Maybe someone has already put something similar but.

You know you're a DJ when you here an ambient sound (bus brakes, a bird, creaking metal...wtv) and believe that would be a good tool to mix into x track
Peg Schwarzman
08.08.2010
When you've gone through 14 pages of this thread cos u carnt sleep and would much rather be mixing but carnt cos of the family asleep
Maisie Marras
06.08.2010


EDIT: wrong community
Wanda Insel
06.08.2010
Originally Posted by sarasin
Pics...or I don't believe it!


*Jokes!*



Just for you Sarasin.......







EDIT: You should have seen some of the images you get when you put "full rack" in google, this one was the only clean one in about 10,000!!! Lol
Maisie Marras
06.08.2010
Originally Posted by Citizen_Insane
When you read this:


And when you see SSL you believe of Serato Scratch Live not Secure Sockets Layer.... and I don't even use Serato lol.
oh my god. i actually thought he meant serato, i was so confused!
Marguerite Salsedo
06.08.2010
When you read this:
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Mora Romandia
06.08.2010
You know you're a DJ when you get the ladies
Verona Fashbaugh
06.08.2010
When "drinking socially" means posting in the "Iz Drunk" thread after a few drinks.
Maisie Marras
07.08.2010
Originally Posted by sarasin
Pics...or I don't believe it!


*Jokes!*



aaaahahahahaha
nayit ruiz jaramillo
07.08.2010
Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct
Especially when the new Traktor, Komplete AND Traktor controller come out. *shiver* I'm going to be cooking LOTS of dinners.
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Yep... I prepared the ground for this many months ago...

Ive collecting "Brownie Points" for ages...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ownie%20points
Verona Fashbaugh
07.08.2010
Originally Posted by sarasin
Pics...or I don't believe it!


*Jokes!*



Damn it! You beat me to it!

This thread is hilarious.
Leann Zugay
06.08.2010
I feel like every day my girl busts something out that I have never seen before and says oh this, I've had this for so long! We've been dating for over 2 years The wardrobe never ends!
Lilliana Perris
06.08.2010
Originally Posted by Fyoog
Yes, my gf has a full rack (and i mean full)
Pics...or I don't believe it!


*Jokes!*



Dorcas Bassignani
06.08.2010
i keep finding clothes when i do the laundry that make me believe 'haven't seen that before, when did that get bought?' i'm happy with 3 pairs of jeans, 6 t-shirts a jacket and 3 pairs of trainers, have space in my wardrobe for important things. like warhammer monthly comics, the anniversary edition of spacehulk i'm yet to paint and loads of other necessary toys i bought, need but never use.

Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct
I'm going to be cooking LOTS of dinners.

And buying shoes and bags.
but where will you find money for dj kit? :eek:
Wanda Insel
06.08.2010
Yes, my gf has a rack full (and i mean full) of shoes collecting dust, majority of them worn once. Hey ho, I have a hard drive full of tunes, majority of them played once, some not even at all!!!
Lilliana Perris
06.08.2010
Anyone's GF have clothes in her cupboard that she has bought like a year ago....and its still lying there with its tag on?

Yep......Woman.....i would rather try and understand modifiers and C# before trying to understand that!
Wanda Insel
06.08.2010
Originally Posted by HedgeHog

I also don't get why women need so many bags
Make up, hair care, tissues and tampons - if any or all of these are missing from their person, the majority of them are in trouble in some way!!!
Makkins Clifton
06.08.2010
I pull up the ebank statement and show her all the things i know she bought recently
Thats pretty clever actually!

I also don't get why women need so many bags, while the don't have any DJ gear to put into them?
Roberto Viccione
06.08.2010
Totally off topic, yet not entirely off topic, heh.

I believe the advice of a dinner, foot massage and honest convo is a good idea.

I'm lucky that my girl bought me Ableton Live 8 and fully supports my self-destructive habit. She even believes I don't completely suck.

But that'll change now that we're moving in. Especially when the new Traktor, Komplete AND Traktor controller come out. *shiver* I'm going to be cooking LOTS of dinners.

And buying shoes and bags.
Dorcas Bassignani
06.08.2010
my wife couldn't give 2 shits what i buy, seen me go through so many expensive tt/cdj/mixer/fx unit setups that the midi thing is a breath of fresh air, i get bored with the kit, i remap it simple.

sometimes she'll try to do the voice of reason bit, but on those occasions i pull up the ebank statement and show her all the things i know she bought recently
Lilliana Perris
06.08.2010
Indeed mate....

That's how it is!!!


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