OT: So I heard this joke

OT: So I heard this joke
Posted on: 15.08.2011 by Fernande Alkins
How many dubstep fans does it take to throw a boulder off a cliff?















100. 1 to throw the rock and 99 to say how heavy the drop was.

That is all!
Antonetta Wikel
05.09.2011
Originally Posted by Alex Wild
I'm sorry, I don't get it... Am I dumb?
Termites eat wood, Bar, made of wood. "Bar Tender?"
Kesha Orde
04.09.2011
Originally Posted by SirReal
So this termite walks into a bar(pub for you over the pond), jumps up on the stool and says, "BarTender?..."
I'm sorry, I don't get it... Am I dumb?
Margie Pavell
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by JesC
that's right...act like i didn't just watch you do that...

keep it up and it will be red the next time...

play on...

<whistle>
Cristian Carmona
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by keithace
yellow card to photojojo for piling on... <whistle>
Random X
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by photojojo
How many mods does it take to move a post to the correct section?
Just 1, he!
Aletha Incognito
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by photojojo
Sup holla, you been grounded or what? Haven't seen you around so I figured your mommy took your netbook away.
1o1
i just got a new netbook and put linux on it, but i couldnt use serato on it so i got a mac.

so much more satisfied. bigger screen and stuff and silver plastic is better than shiny black plastic b/c the black one would show sweat from my hands and stuffff
Maisie Marras
06.09.2011
a jew, black man, white man, asain and walk into a russian bar

what a well integrated community.

_____

in russia, community integrates you

_____

integrate ALL THE THINGS

____

am i doing this right?
Kristofer Krauel
06.09.2011
Too clever for its own good!!

Another bar joke:

man walks into a bar with a giraffe, bar man says "you can't leave that lyin' there!"
man ways "its not a lion its a giraffe!"
Antonetta Wikel
05.09.2011
Originally Posted by Alex Wild
I'm sorry, I don't get it... Am I dumb?
Termites eat wood, Bar, made of wood. "Bar Tender?"
Kayce Mesia
05.09.2011
Somewhat related to the first joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFusZwQHxi0

;]
Kesha Orde
04.09.2011
Originally Posted by SirReal
So this termite walks into a bar(pub for you over the pond), jumps up on the stool and says, "BarTender?..."
I'm sorry, I don't get it... Am I dumb?
Maisie Marras
03.09.2011
Bahahahahahaha
Kesha Orde
04.09.2011
This is the only joke I can ever remember:

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's bill withers.
Margie Pavell
02.09.2011
friggin portugal...may as well be the italians...professional divers...
Margie Pavell
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by JesC
that's right...act like i didn't just watch you do that...

keep it up and it will be red the next time...

play on...

<whistle>
Antonetta Wikel
02.09.2011
So this termite walks into a bar(pub for you over the pond), jumps up on the stool and says, "BarTender?..."
Cristian Carmona
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by keithace
yellow card to photojojo for piling on... <whistle>
Random X
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by photojojo
How many mods does it take to move a post to the correct section?
Just 1, he!
Aletha Incognito
02.09.2011
Originally Posted by photojojo
Sup holla, you been grounded or what? Haven't seen you around so I figured your mommy took your netbook away.
1o1
i just got a new netbook and put linux on it, but i couldnt use serato on it so i got a mac.

so much more satisfied. bigger screen and stuff and silver plastic is better than shiny black plastic b/c the black one would show sweat from my hands and stuffff
Leeanna Ayla
02.09.2011
Sup holla, you been grounded or what? Haven't seen you around so I figured your mommy took your netbook away.
Aletha Incognito
02.09.2011
how many tiestos does it take to jesus pose?


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOL
Jeanine Droney
31.08.2011
My turn: Have you heard of the latest and hottest DJ duo to come out from Taiwan? They are Yew Ken Fatt and Soh Ken Ai.
Len Lukawski
15.08.2011
I give this joke an unqualified GLAI.
Margie Pavell
15.08.2011
yellow card to photojojo for piling on... <whistle>
Leeanna Ayla
15.08.2011
How many mods does it take to move a post to the correct section?
Latoria Kavulich
15.08.2011
Lol at the joke but i believe the tech tools panda gets the points for this one
Deeann Cheron
15.08.2011
Originally Posted by michaeldunne109
I laughed at this more than i laughed at the original joke
+1 this has started my day of well
Maryanne Weatherill
15.08.2011
Originally Posted by earl panda
And how how many community members does it take to tell you that there is an ot section? 1. Me
I laughed at this more than i laughed at the original joke
Fernande Alkins
15.08.2011
NO WAY!!!

When did we get fancy? No wonder I've been missing the funnehz.
Matt Kane
15.08.2011
And how how many community members does it take to tell you that there is an ot section? 1. Me

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