Reply to I'm new to the internet

Thought I would help the community out, and open a thread for everyone that's new to the internet.
-google is for searching. If you wanna know something in general, type it in, there's shit tones of answers.
-community s are for getting more information on a personal level
-community s get personal, because people do not need to be responsible for what they say, so EVERYTHING comes out
-arguing on the internet is useless, but everyone will do it. Best practice: keep it going, you will feel better because you put someone in their place
-sarcasm. 'Nuff said
-kittens and unicorns run rampant. Avoid both at all costs.
-stormtroopers are exempt from the above point, post as much stormtrooper stuff as you can
-if you can't find it, you aren't looking hard enough
-turntables are waaaaay more oldschool than controllers

Just had to rant, add if you have anything, thanks for letting me waste your time
xo DJTT