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things I'm learning at the bar
Posted on: 20.11.2011 by Yong Aptekar
I'm at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
1. Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
2. ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
Marguerite Salsedo
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Citizen Insane.....ding ding ding! You win! It is Phils. You just blew my mind. Didn't know anyone from around here is on the community s.
Hahaha, I knew it! Yeah man, I'm a student at U Waterloo, grew up in Toronto though. Pretty sure there a couple other people in the area on the community s, I know at least one (BMO, though he rarely posts).


Originally Posted by earl panda
how much is the the j
Matt Kane
23.11.2011		how much is the the j
Marguerite Salsedo
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Citizen Insane.....ding ding ding! You win! It is Phils. You just blew my mind. Didn't know anyone from around here is on the community s.
Hahaha, I knew it! Yeah man, I'm a student at U Waterloo, grew up in Toronto though. Pretty sure there a couple other people in the area on the community s, I know at least one (BMO, though he rarely posts).


Originally Posted by earl panda
how much is the the j
Matt Kane
23.11.2011		how much is the the j
Eulah Klemz
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by knifey
boy do i feel like crap right now.

im gonna kick myself in the head.
why? are you the DJ?
Ferdinand Zubieta
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
I'm at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
1. Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
2. ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
boy do i feel like crap right now.

im gonna kick myself in the head.
Marguerite Salsedo
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Citizen Insane.....ding ding ding! You win! It is Phils. You just blew my mind. Didn't know anyone from around here is on the community s.
Hahaha, I knew it! Yeah man, I'm a student at U Waterloo, grew up in Toronto though. Pretty sure there a couple other people in the area on the community s, I know at least one (BMO, though he rarely posts).


Originally Posted by earl panda
how much is the the j
Matt Kane
23.11.2011		how much is the the j
Marguerite Salsedo
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Its across from a university. There's 2 unis within 5 minutes of eachother, so its cheap for students. $2.25 beer and mixed drinks, and $4 doubles. Makes for a cheap sunday evening
dripstep... this sounds really a hell of a lot like Phil's in Waterloo, Canada on a Sunday, two universities within 5 minutes... you mentioned earlier it's retro evening and it's retro evening on Sundays there with the same drink prices... not to mention the comments about the state of the floors by the end of the evening and the constant shitshow.

Originally Posted by dripstep
Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some evening s.
So. What is this I don't even? It's got to be the same place.
Eulah Klemz
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some evening s.
water? like from wet t-shirt contests, or from overflowing urinals that got plugged up with chewing tobacco?
Johnetta Olewine
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thanks oliosky that was funnier than the dJ last evening .

The bar is notorious for itunes playlist style mixing. It was retro evening , which apparently is now spicegirls, rage against the machine and country lol $2.25 beers though, so its always packed, and always a shit show. Saw 5 kids get kicked out before 11. My boy and I were laughing about the mixing, and it was just starting to fill up, so I thought I would come on here and take a piss.
fair enough mate. the whole evening /venue sounds like my idea of what hell would be like. Shit music, shit customers who can't handle their drink, shit dj's with no flow. I bet they play Lou Bega - mambo No5 as well, which is pretty much the worst song ever made.

Oh, just a heads up, the term is take "the" piss, not take "a" piss.

"the piss" = having a laugh, being facetious etc

"a piss" = urine. doing a wee etc.
Josefina Schutten
23.11.2011		1) you can drink for free xD
Eulah Klemz
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by knifey
boy do i feel like crap right now.

im gonna kick myself in the head.
why? are you the DJ?
Ferdinand Zubieta
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
I'm at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
1. Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
2. ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
boy do i feel like crap right now.

im gonna kick myself in the head.
Marguerite Salsedo
23.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Citizen Insane.....ding ding ding! You win! It is Phils. You just blew my mind. Didn't know anyone from around here is on the community s.
Hahaha, I knew it! Yeah man, I'm a student at U Waterloo, grew up in Toronto though. Pretty sure there a couple other people in the area on the community s, I know at least one (BMO, though he rarely posts).


Originally Posted by earl panda
how much is the the j
Matt Kane
23.11.2011		how much is the the j
Yong Aptekar
22.11.2011		Citizen Insane.....ding ding ding! You win! It is Phils. You just blew my mind. Didn't know anyone from around here is on the community s.
Deeann Cheron
22.11.2011		The DJ didnt go by the name Citizen-Insane by any chance did he?
Marguerite Salsedo
22.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Its across from a university. There's 2 unis within 5 minutes of eachother, so its cheap for students. $2.25 beer and mixed drinks, and $4 doubles. Makes for a cheap sunday evening
dripstep... this sounds really a hell of a lot like Phil's in Waterloo, Canada on a Sunday, two universities within 5 minutes... you mentioned earlier it's retro evening and it's retro evening on Sundays there with the same drink prices... not to mention the comments about the state of the floors by the end of the evening and the constant shitshow.

Originally Posted by dripstep
Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some evening s.
So. What is this I don't even? It's got to be the same place.
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011		Its across from a university. There's 2 unis within 5 minutes of eachother, so its cheap for students. $2.25 beer and mixed drinks, and $4 doubles. Makes for a cheap sunday evening
Eulah Klemz
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some evening s.
water? like from wet t-shirt contests, or from overflowing urinals that got plugged up with chewing tobacco?
Ninfa Larranaga
21.11.2011		^ $2.25? where the hell u at that drinks r so cheap!
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011		What's funny is that whiskey sours are $2.25 as well, so dudes get all loaded up and fight, and it always ends in someone crawling...er..swimming in that water. So gross, but like I said, always a shit show
Ninfa Larranaga
21.11.2011		^ thats funny
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011		Its not a big club though lol. Its this tiny little dive in a basement of a plaza, with an inch of water on the floor some evening s.
Ninfa Larranaga
21.11.2011		its the case with every dj at the big clubs in the city
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011		Haha you were there too???? Dude was playing almost all half songs. Worst part is, same DJ every week. But, cheap drinks so its not all wasted.
Ninfa Larranaga
21.11.2011		change a song every 90 seconds
Deeann Cheron
21.11.2011
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011		Haha noted. Slang on different sides of the big pond eh?
And yes, mambo #5 was played......
Johnetta Olewine
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thanks oliosky that was funnier than the dJ last evening .

The bar is notorious for itunes playlist style mixing. It was retro evening , which apparently is now spicegirls, rage against the machine and country lol $2.25 beers though, so its always packed, and always a shit show. Saw 5 kids get kicked out before 11. My boy and I were laughing about the mixing, and it was just starting to fill up, so I thought I would come on here and take a piss.
fair enough mate. the whole evening /venue sounds like my idea of what hell would be like. Shit music, shit customers who can't handle their drink, shit dj's with no flow. I bet they play Lou Bega - mambo No5 as well, which is pretty much the worst song ever made.

Oh, just a heads up, the term is take "the" piss, not take "a" piss.

"the piss" = having a laugh, being facetious etc

"a piss" = urine. doing a wee etc.
Yong Aptekar
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by oliosky
One thing i learned from this thread:

1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet community s while out at bars
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thanks oliosky that was funnier than the dJ last evening .

The bar is notorious for itunes playlist style mixing. It was retro evening , which apparently is now spicegirls, rage against the machine and country lol $2.25 beers though, so its always packed, and always a shit show. Saw 5 kids get kicked out before 11. My boy and I were laughing about the mixing, and it was just starting to fill up, so I thought I would come on here and take the piss.
Tess Faillace
21.11.2011		these kids man, in my days only thing you learned in a bar was how to not puke on yourself and how many strikes it takes to finally succeed with the line "those are nice, can i motorboat em?".

Experience taught me to avoid learning lesson 1 and lesson 2 simultaneously.
nayit ruiz jaramillo
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by oliosky
One thing i learned from this thread:

1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet community s while out at bars
One thing ive learnt from this thread is that you can be bit intolerant.

Be nice or 'can' it.


Originally Posted by dripstep
I'm at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
1. Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
2. ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
Posting from the field of action = +100 Interwebs.
Leeanna Ayla
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by dripstep
I'm at the bar right now, and just learned 2 lessons.
1. Beat matching is not needed, just fade out the last track, ignore the train wreck.
2. ALWAYS make sure he next track is 25-50% louder than the last.
Words to live by.
Johnetta Olewine
21.11.2011		I don't. And I've got a high end pisstakonometer
Latoria Kavulich
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by oliosky
One thing i learned from this thread:

1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet community s while out at bars

i'm pretty sure he's taking the piss mate.
Margie Pavell
21.11.2011
Originally Posted by oliosky
One thing i learned from this thread:

1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet community s while out at bars
hopefully he isn't the one playing...

i have posted many times from my local establishment...

the best bar DJs are the one that have read the "how to be a DJ" book too many times...
Johnetta Olewine
20.11.2011		One thing i learned from this thread:

1: there a some pretty sad dudes in the world who post on internet community s while out at bars
Deeann Cheron
20.11.2011

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