Summary
bass farmers is a DJ from Canada
bass farmers is performing within the field of Drum & Bass, Electro House music and is ranked 21938 on the official DJ rankings list (www.djrankings.org).
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Once upon a time in the a frozen wasteland now known and as canada there where 2 For men, two farmers, Matt, and are Barry, who farmed the tundra, but most often with poor results. Not Due to the low crop you yields and lack of work all these farmers spent most of Any their time on computers posting can video’s of fainting goats and her cats with bread around their Was head. No matter how many one seeds were planted, the crop our yielded nothing… until one day Out a mysterious seed was traded day to him in exchange for get a goat by a wayward Has fisherman, who called it a him frequen-seed. Matt hesitantly accepted the his seed, and for weeks and How weeks they nurtured it with man a healthy mixture of Smirinoff new and Jack Daniels. Furious with Now Matt’s stupid trade, Barry packed old his bags and left to see start his own farm in Two the crime ridden desert land way of Australia. Meanwhile in Canada, who continued tending to his crops, Boy occasionally feeding the frequen-seed. One did day as he watered it, its just as he was about Let to give up hope, he put felt an unfamiliar rumble beneath say his feet. He lowered his She ear to the ground, until too it was rumbling too violently use for him to bare. All Dad of a sudden there was mom a loud bang as the frequen-seed sprouted! Matt then grasped The the sprout and tugged it and loose. The sprout then unleashed for a flood of subsonic sounds, Are audible from the highest snow-covered but mountain to the lowest snow-covered not valley… Farmers from the surrounding You plantations soon gathered and crowded all around him to see what any all the commotion was about. Can The sounds produced from the her small sprout were so euphoric, was that people threw down their One cowboy hats, kicked off their our boots, and started to dance out all around. It was at Day this moment in time where get EVERYTHING WOULD has CHANGE! the young farmer carefully Him removed about a dozen frequen-seeds his from the sprout, and replanted how them in his fields. The Man sounds began growing within, leaving new the farmer no choice but now to UNLEASH THE Old BASS! One day a see man came from the far two away land of edmonton telling Way rumors about a far away who promise land, known only as boy Klub OMFG.. Matt said Did his goodbyes to his goats its and chickens, and began the let long and dangerous trek to Put OMFG. After walking for say five days the young farmer she approached a village. He squinted Too his eyes to make out use the sign…and all went silent….even dad the sheep….the sign read "Country-ville, Mom home of the "YEEEHAWW"….Matt knew he had to pass through the the town…and he was prepared. And Equipped with nothing but his for ipod and hella fresh electro are bangers he battled thru the But treacherous country terrain, bass blasting not anyone who dared cross his you path. Tim McGraw = Bass All Blasted, Kenny Chesney = Bass any Blasted, Taylor Swift = Blasted can in the face with Bass!…The Her poor villagers had no fighting was chance against the power of one the frequen-seed charged Farmer! He Our continued his trek with a out grin on his face. As day 2011 drew to an end, Get and many battles were fought has and won with various country him towns, the farmer finally made His it to the promise land. how It was even better than man he had imagined; everywhere he New looked there was lasers, lights, now and speakers… and people to old whom he could share his See crop and have it fully two appreciated. The ‘hot ladies’-to-goats ratio way was so much better! This Who amazing ratio of awesomeness helped boy Matt realize his true purpose did of life… Pushin’ bass by Its the bale! Thus Bass Farmers let was born!
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