Zayn Malik Just Confirmed That Taylor Swift Really Does Travel IN Suitcases

23:58 Nov/30/2018


Did Zayn Malik Just Confirm Those Taylor Swift Suitcase Conspiracy Theories?


Ð?аÑ?Ñ?инки по запÑ?осÑ? Zayn Malik Just Confirmed That Taylor Swift Really Does Travel IN Suitcases

Just to rewind to where this delicious story begins, this rumour began to circulate during the summer of 2017 after some photos popped up on the website of Splash News, an agency known for suppyling news publications with paparazzi pics.

These and several other incidents of buff security men carrying the same big ol’ suitcase in and out of her home came about during a time when the world hadn’t seen Tay for a comparatively long time. This was post-Tom Hiddleston, pre-Reputation Taylor, and everyone was worried about our gal thus the obscene lengths we all went to explain her absence from our lives. Notably: she lives in a giant suitcase now.

I cannot stress how elaborately deep this conspiracy went, to the extent people were looking up her exact height and scientifically analysing the feasibility of her fitting inside a giant box. So try to understand how excited I am that FINALLY, we have more evidence to confirm Taylor’s Prison Break-esque transport technique is a real thing.

Praise be to supreme snacc Zayn for throwing fuel on the embers of this theory by casually dropping this little tidbit in a recent interview with Vogue: “She was travelling around in a suitcase,” he says, eyes agog, of his pal Taylor Swift’s ability to avoid the paparazzi.

Hell yeah, his eyes are bloody agog as he just inadvertently released into the wild the well-protected secret truth about the world’s biggest pop star. SwiftySuitcaseGate is real. We’re through the looking glass here people.

Zayn has not only worked with Taylor but is dating one of her best friends, Gigi Hadid, so you'd imagine he would have some form of insider info. Then again, perhaps this is his idea of a little joke, so who knows.



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