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What's in Batman's DJ bag..er, utility belt?
Posted on: 09.08.2012 by Xavier Ponce
Warning, nerdery follows.

So I was writing the weekly newsletter and realizing that in the superhero world, super-powerless Bruce Wayne is a great way to explain to people (who know superheros but not DJ gear ?) the difference between DJs who are simply pressing play versus those who put in work onstage and put on a great live show.

Most superheros rely heavily on their flashy superpowers to be a successful hero - to the point that in a fight, all Superman has to do is show up. Batman relies on his gear, cunning, and tools to help him survive in a battle, since he's constrained by his mortality. This ultimately makes him more interesting than an invincible hero.

My brain isn't quite up to fleshing out a full thesis on this at the moment, so all I'm tryna say is:
Batman is to Superman what Dubfire is to David Guetta.
Lauretta Ehrhorn
10.08.2012
Brandon Block should be dead..

Janyce Henningson
10.08.2012
Originally Posted by deevey
Pffft .... Richie Hawtin is Plastikman everyone knows that hehehe
lol
Yukiko Beauvil
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by 3heads
My question is: who is Rorschach?
I am rorschach!
Stanley Topoleski
09.08.2012
and deadmau5 is ratman 950100-rat_man_large.jpg
Random X
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by calgarc
hahahaha so true...

since superman is bad with women does that make guetta a virgin 0_0
QFT!

But Spacecamp, what you're trying to say is, David Guetta is posing and being granted props for his appearance, though dubfire is more on a downlow; a little bit regarded as a MIDI vigilante, who let's his actions do him and his followers justice.

Than again, Batman is known to have hit Supes, handed him his behind, quite some times by using kryptonite gloves.

In that case, I would really love to see how you would regard "the Darkness" or "Wolverine" and who would be the Hulk?

I would definitely see Richie Hawtin as Mr. Fantastic and Speedy J and Chris Liebing... welll... who knows.


All I know is, Jester.NZ and myself would still be running for the role of Thor. (Even though I have already been appointed Thor since "the Avengers" movie. )
Erich Vallabhaneni
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by djspacecamp
Batman is to Superman what Dubfire is to David Guetta.

lmao. yes i can see that
Xavier Ponce
09.08.2012
Warning, nerdery follows.

So I was writing the weekly newsletter and realizing that in the superhero world, super-powerless Bruce Wayne is a great way to explain to people (who know superheros but not DJ gear ?) the difference between DJs who are simply pressing play versus those who put in work onstage and put on a great live show.

Most superheros rely heavily on their flashy superpowers to be a successful hero - to the point that in a fight, all Superman has to do is show up. Batman relies on his gear, cunning, and tools to help him survive in a battle, since he's constrained by his mortality. This ultimately makes him more interesting than an invincible hero.

My brain isn't quite up to fleshing out a full thesis on this at the moment, so all I'm tryna say is:
Batman is to Superman what Dubfire is to David Guetta.
Lauretta Ehrhorn
10.08.2012
Brandon Block should be dead..

Janyce Henningson
10.08.2012
Originally Posted by deevey
Pffft .... Richie Hawtin is Plastikman everyone knows that hehehe
lol
Lilliana Perris
10.08.2012
Random X
10.08.2012
In superhero/comic world that would be this guy:


To be honest he's not the brightest lamp in the testbed.

I believe Richie Hawtin to be a revolutionary believeer, therefore I would say:
Rolanda Clodfelder
09.08.2012
Richie Hawtin as Mr. Fantastic
Pffft .... Richie Hawtin is Plastikman everyone knows that hehehe
Yukiko Beauvil
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by 3heads
My question is: who is Rorschach?
I am rorschach!
Stanley Topoleski
09.08.2012
and deadmau5 is ratman 950100-rat_man_large.jpg
Yong Aptekar
09.08.2012
Pauly D would be the joker for sure. He's got stupid looking hair, and is a clown.
Celestine Porebski
09.08.2012
My question is: who is Rorschach?
Random X
09.08.2012
Jeff Mills would be the Black Panther.

Ruthless on the decks & 909; prince of Wakanda.
Random X
09.08.2012
Though Carl is always laughing... no way he could be the Hulk....
Ressie Losiewicz
09.08.2012
Carl Cox = Hulk, Raw Techno P-P-P-Power!
Ressie Losiewicz
09.08.2012
Bat's got skills, and he had CDJ's in 1992!!
Random X
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by calgarc
hahahaha so true...

since superman is bad with women does that make guetta a virgin 0_0
QFT!

But Spacecamp, what you're trying to say is, David Guetta is posing and being granted props for his appearance, though dubfire is more on a downlow; a little bit regarded as a MIDI vigilante, who let's his actions do him and his followers justice.

Than again, Batman is known to have hit Supes, handed him his behind, quite some times by using kryptonite gloves.

In that case, I would really love to see how you would regard "the Darkness" or "Wolverine" and who would be the Hulk?

I would definitely see Richie Hawtin as Mr. Fantastic and Speedy J and Chris Liebing... welll... who knows.


All I know is, Jester.NZ and myself would still be running for the role of Thor. (Even though I have already been appointed Thor since "the Avengers" movie. )
Yukiko Beauvil
09.08.2012
Well guetta sounds very goofy. He would have no luck, if he wasn't David Guetta.
Stanley Topoleski
09.08.2012
hahahaha so true...

since superman is bad with women does that make guetta a virgin 0_0
Yukiko Beauvil
09.08.2012
Nice idea.
Erich Vallabhaneni
09.08.2012
Originally Posted by djspacecamp
Batman is to Superman what Dubfire is to David Guetta.

lmao. yes i can see that

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