Reply to DR. DRUM vs Cubase

Hello. I need to produce and get famous quick.
I herd you need this daw thing, and i did my research. So i've come up with two softwares: Dr drum and cubase.
Cubase seems boring and has like these features that are so stupid like "post fader effects", i mean, haha what is that i don't even.
Dr drum looks very neat and has very many samples and the girl in the video says i will make beats better than timbaland in 5 minutes...
What do you guys suggest for making kickass songs that will get me signed fast?



Ok by now it should be quite obvious that i'm trolling :P
But on a serious note, who is the mentally sane person that sheds 40$ for a piece of "software" like dr drum? Do you guys know any kid who has actually bought the thing?
And again, sorry for the trolling, i'm bored..