Reply to DJ mess ups and epic fails!

So just doing my first trance set for recording so I can listen through it toevening at work and everything was going okay and I had done about 85% of my set, until my cocker spaniel walks in to the conservatory where my set up is look at me and starts making this rather strange noise! He them proceeds to throw up whatever he has attempted to eat ! Certainly not food!! This resulted in me missing my mix due to laughing my head off and also stopping myself from barfing!!

Anyhow I completed the set and cleaned up the dogs gift!

So what's the weirdest or funniest fails you've had or seen whilst gigging, clubbing or making a mix??

(Disclaimer - NO DOGS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF MY MIX)