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now i really need cash Posted on: 31.03.2010 by Jeannie Urizar ok this is from a store here in israel really relieable'' "Exclusive! - New to NI Konatroller Quilombo received special permission to publish here the first time the new Ahkonatroller Native Instruments. Meet KONTROL Z1!. It's not just Konatroller this a real revolution, for the first out of an independent device already contains bronze - built-in disk and volume of 500Gb has been loaded into a traktor! The device functions like a computer for everything and it comes with a huge screen size of "6.3. Please note that we are the world's first post, you're the first to know. We do not have complete data yet on KONTROL Z1 and the pictures we are Raushneut Recent sketches of the device. From what is known so far, the device comes with a processor Intel Core i7 of 8Gb of built in memory, inside storage space is not less than six terabytes - B! So that your pool can easily access this device. Screen size of "6.3 is a touch screen and can be assisted through various parts of the song, Navigate button will take you to browse your Playlists in fact, everything you need for your set, was already inside. We hope soon to publish details on this amazing device probably will change the face of the field to win ...." | |
| Dorcas Bassignani 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by Dj Benny Gazit
You're Mum! |
| Ethel Feigum 12.06.2013 | Awesome! |
| Latoria Kavulich 11.06.2013 | |
| Nedra Fresneda 11.06.2013 | spellcheck has gone a long way since then. |
| Joesph Kasian 11.06.2013 | hahaha this is brilliant, 3 years later....you were kind of, yet not really, right. |
| Romelia Stankard 11.06.2013 | hah nice |
| Xavier Ponce 11.06.2013 | Fascinating thing to bring up from our archives |
| Cheryle Wulf 01.04.2010 | Like You Say Befor...It's A FAKE PICTURE,Now I Know It For Shure... I LOVE NI Stuff & Use It For My Production & Live On Stage. But The Point Is That Denon Already Done That (Deck With Internal Hard Drive+Sound Card & Midi Controller...) Now For National Scool...-The Meaning Of EAT MOVIES In Hebrew Is That You Dont Talk About The Specific Sobject,You Talk About Somthing Alse...In Our Case You Talk About Dads & Tanks...,Like You See I Didnt Upload This Picture So Why Call Me Lier? Its Not Nice If You Read All My Post Right,You See That I Was Sceptic Too! I Say That If Its Was True,Why NI Didnt Send Them A Back View Of Outputs & Inputs...? |
| Brianne Pepe 01.04.2010 | pwned :P |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 01.04.2010 | Movie Eater is the best thing I've ever been called..! My work on community s has taught me that it's not cool to ridicule someone just because they aren't a native English speaker... Very uncool but... What the fuck is a movie eater. I'd love to know..? And also... Dj Benny mate, I'm not being a prick with you. I'm not trying to be a smart arse. I know this Is a fake controller because I work for NI dude . |
| Brianne Pepe 01.04.2010 | yano that wud make quite a good controller , make one like a faderfox |
| Roselle Mcnaul 01.04.2010 | Yeah Karlos, you heard the man, ya goddamn movie eater. DENON ALREADY DOES, GO SLEEP |
| Cheryle Wulf 01.04.2010 | erm..... You're Mum! WTF? I Know You? That You Let Your Mouth Speek like That? Go Sleep,It's Too Late For You...,You Little Baby... |
| Dorcas Bassignani 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by Dj Benny Gazit
You're Mum! |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 01.04.2010 | Your dads face is funny. (this could go on and on) |
| Roberto Viccione 01.04.2010 | Your face is funny oh snap |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 01.04.2010 | This thread is funny. |
| Roberto Viccione 01.04.2010 | Uh.... what? Dude, take a breather. |
| Cheryle Wulf 01.04.2010 | Whare You See Im Lie? U Are Blind? It's Not Me That Post The Picture... What The Hell You Talk About? Now In Israel The Date IS 1-4-10...The Worlds Work In Difrent Time Areas,U Stopid! Who Talk Anyway About Who Have A Big Dick...How U Get To Tank's...You See A Lot Of Movies... With The Chipest Controller Ill Beat Yor Ass... Fuck Kilombo & All The Sellers...Who Cares... Ok You See It First...But Like U Say,It's Prototype,I Talk About Shop In A Store...Who Cares...Have Fun... I Just Say That If It's True,NI Not The First To Do This,Denon Alraedy Does... Stop Eating Movies... & After I See Your Postes,I Pray That NI Thing It's True,Only To See You Eat Shit!!! |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 02.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct
My dad could beat your dad. My dads got a gun. Well my dads in the army and drives a tank and will blow you up!!! Etc
Originally Posted by MiL0
But the thing is an April Fools joke is funny but when someone persists the next day like this Dj Benny guy it spoils it. |
| Arcelia Siebeneck 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
the first few posts were, shall we say, slightly taken in by it so yeah, I should lighten up? you need to take a chill pill dude. |
| Roberto Viccione 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
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| nayit ruiz jaramillo 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by MiL0
Im having some fun. Lighten up MiL0. Jeees Do you really believe anyone believes this shit. Bloody hell. |
| Arcelia Siebeneck 01.04.2010 | gawd, some people are so gullible lol |
| Lilliana Perris 01.04.2010 | KEKEKEK @ Karlos......GET HIM!!! |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 01.04.2010 |
Originally Posted by Dj Benny Gazit
Oh and as for Kilombo being the first Dealer in the world to sell the X1, thats bullshit. Oh and for the record i was the first person in the world to see the prototype X1 and i mean THE FIRST outside the NI office in the world 6months before the X1 was announced to the Beta team...(true) So my dads harder than yours and hes in the Army and i own a Tank and ive got Bionic arms and Ive had a ride in the space shuttle...(maybe true) Your move fruit cake.. (btw- the myth of the April Fool is that it ends at 12noon on 1st April and the fool becomes the prankster) Fool. |
| Mac Fly 01.04.2010 | Haha I was believeing to myself, Why the hell would NI make a controller like that one?...haha |
| Lamonica Rockholt 01.04.2010 | kilombo! |
| Cheryle Wulf 01.04.2010 | With All The Respact To Native... Denon Did It First! The Dn-sh5500 Have Spining Platter+2 Decks In One Unit... For All The Sceptic...I'm Dj From Israel & Kilombo Was The First Dealer In The WORLD That Sell The Kontrol X1 I'ts True That Now Is 1 In April...If This Picture Is Real Why NI Didn't Send Them A Back View Of Output's & Inputs? So...The Denon HS5500 Was The First Player.... |
| Xavier Emanuels 01.04.2010 | lol, <3 april fools |
| Many Atia 31.03.2010 | the sync button isn't big enough |
| nayit ruiz jaramillo 31.03.2010 | Isnt Photoshop a lot of fun. LIARS... |
| Roselle Mcnaul 31.03.2010 | It's hardly convincing to be qualified as an April Fools joke lmao. The knob above the SL-1200 pitch slider is really poorly cropped |
| Hertha Fang 31.03.2010 | yea lols |
| Latoria Kavulich 31.03.2010 | April Fools |
| Harold Jaras 31.03.2010 |
Originally Posted by icelyo
1. why would NI give this as an exclusive preview to an israeli store, and not a huge international seller? 2. doesn't look as "clean" as the usual NI images. though done well, it's obvious that it's not official (compare it with other NI digital renders of their products) |
| Roselle Mcnaul 31.03.2010 |
Originally Posted by icelyo
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| Corine Kasman 31.03.2010 | I would be surprised NI putting out a single channel controller. As if we want to carry 4 of these. But it is a good artist impression of an NI design. Phil. |
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