Reply to DJ Analogies?

Sorry for the spam of threads, but, this being the first DJ community I've ever been on I just have so many things that I want to say and want answers from

I'm a very analogical person. It drives me to do things, helps me make things that are already interesting WAY more interesting than they already are.

In regards to being a DJ and the DJ world in general, what are some analogies that you feel fit the bill?

This can cover anything from crowd control to digging crates, pretty much anything in the realm of being a DJ!